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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

11-7 and 11-9 are infamous.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

911 is police phone number in the US.

117 and 119 are the police phone numbers in Cambodia and Mozambique.

It all checks out to me.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

Oh my god, wake up sheeple! They’re doing it RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR EYES.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 19 hours ago

A few weeks ago I heard a group of kids outside my house yelling six seven, and then one kid yelled nine eleven.

[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club 8 points 20 hours ago
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

11/9 was an ~~inside~~ confusing job.

[–] eta@feddit.org 7 points 21 hours ago

11/9 was an outside job

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)

11-7, my favourite convenience store

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 17 hours ago

I once got told by an American that it stood for 7 hours a day 11 days a week, so there you go.

It's like 8 better than 7-11

[–] aMockTie@piefed.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

So is it

(7-6)(9-6)
(7-11)(9-11)

Or

(6-7)(6-9)
(11-7)(11-9)

Or maybe

(7-6)(9-6)
(11-7)(11-9)

For the record, I am 100% taking the piss.

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

You all did it wrong. You see the meme is in 4x4 vector matrics form thus when you pair the two : [6 9] x [7 11] = [6-7 9-11 ]
therefore, you get the [6 9] [7 11] & you get [6 7] & [9-11]

[–] Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

None of the above, it's loss

*Also taking the piss for sure

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

No, it fits the pattern. 1, 2, 2, and a big L on the bottom right.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is a weird fucking political compass.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

WWIII is going to be wild.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 4 points 21 hours ago

I heard 41 is the next arbitrary brainrot number.

[–] xylol@leminal.space 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Never remember the ninth of november

[–] OS2Warp@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you remember?

The nnnnnnniiiiinneeeth of November?

When General Ambrose Burnside assumed command of the Union Army of the Potomac during the American Civil War? I've been trying to forget since 1862.

[–] reader@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Takeshi 6-9 (I’m sure I didn’t nail the spelling exactly)

[–] Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I knew him as 6ix9ine, didn't realize the name changed

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago

No, that’s it. I knew it was too insane for me to even attempt.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What happened to 6-9 guy? Isn't he in jail for pedophilc rape?

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

No, hes been in and out if jail for a bunch of stuff. Hes a fucking peice of shit who gets jumped semi frequently. The pedophile stuff just got him probation around a decade ago. If I remember right, he was 18 and made a sexual music video with a 13 year old girl. He claimed he didn't know her age and never touched her (pretty sure both are false). Him ceasing to exist would be a net positive for the world.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

Gotcha. I do remember chatting up a girl that was sad he got jailed. Looked him up and got pretty disgusted. Same happened for someone named XXX-Tentacion, different girl tho.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 22 hours ago

This is good. This is the next loss