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[–] El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip 40 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No, I'M banned on Tesseract and so is my wife!

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I also choose this guys banned wife.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You banned another guy's wife?!

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't worry, he's into that sort of thing.

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[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 35 points 2 days ago (4 children)

This one time, at banned camp

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The Tesseract dev turned me into a newt!

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean I rather liked it actually.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It would actually be quite interesting to see what Lemmy looks like with this list in place, it will probably just be Lady Butterfly and a handful of others. He even banned Violet.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (4 children)

How did lady butterfly not get banned? She posts LGBT and feminist stuff.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 days ago

I assume only those who the dev ran into got banned.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Certain communities he banned entirely so maybe she just posts to banned communites? (What happened to quokka and definetelynotJessica, I believe)

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

I guess she was mild enough that she didn't piss him off?

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[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have no idea what Tesseract is, but I'm a bit annoyed that I'm not on the list. What do I need to do?

i think it's over, frankly

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No, I'm banned on Tesseract.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 days ago (6 children)

That's actually hilarious. Please tell me it's actually 3D printed and not AI.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I thought I'd seen the post for this, but this is the person selling them for a buck fifty.

Or if you have your own 3D printer, posted the design too.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

It's very much real. The other commenter is correct; here is my post in the 3D Printing community about it. That contains the link to Printables where you can download the model, and also the link to my shop page (nudge, nudge) where you can buy one if you ain't got a printer.

(Before everyone gets mad at me, I have these priced at basically cost to keep myself in filament and electricity. I "ship" these by bunging them in an ordinary envelope, and postage alone is 82 cents out of $1.50.)

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[–] pH3ra@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Did someone backup the list?
I just got back from a 2-week holiday and missed the event, now it has been taken down and I'm dying of curiosity.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yay, I'm on there. I was worried for a second.

i seriously do not know how i am not on the list, but i'll go huff my own farts and think up a reason

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

I'm not banned on Tesseract, because I'm a big dick and the Tesseract dev loves big dicks.

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Old and busted: Reddit bans

New hotness: Tesseract bans

[–] kirisamemarisa@lemmy.eco.br 14 points 2 days ago

i'm not (yet)

but i did get a downvote from the tesseract dev

[–] Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I didn't make the list. I need to be more active.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yes, me too, but the list is so long almost every active user is on it.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 14 points 2 days ago

Yeah, the blocking seems pretty indiscriminate. Even I'm blocked, and I'm the sweetest, most innocent little dope-smoking bunny on the Fediverse!

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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (7 children)
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[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm banned, and my OG account is banned with a:regex entry!

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