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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 98 points 9 months ago

Bored of Lemmy, close Lemmy, stare at screen, open Lemmy

[-] Alby003@lemmings.world 19 points 9 months ago

Same 😂

[-] Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 months ago
[-] Soundhole@lemm.ee 86 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"The modern internet consists of five massive websites, the content of each are screenshots from the other four."

[-] jackpot@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago
[-] Soundhole@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

A talk I watched about "enshittification" on YouTube. Not an exact quote, but it resonates and I wanted to make it clear it's not from my smooth brain.

EDIT: Here it is. My man wears a mask the whole time, which is distracting, but he's got things to say.

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[-] getoffthedrugsdude@lemmy.ml 44 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I've been playing this in a browser in my phone. Drop the fruits on each other to make bigger fruit and get a high score:

https://suikagame.com/

Edit: dare you to beat my high score

[-] berryjam@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

I love this, thanks for sharing! Already blew 15 min on this lol

[-] asbestos@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Ayy thanks, got to 1400

[-] flerp@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

I got 2632... for some reason uploading a 9kb jpg and it says it is too large... wtf...

But yeah, this game is awesome, thanks! The feeling of about to die and then boom, first watermelon ever is pretty amazing!

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[-] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 9 months ago

Every time I unlock my phone I:

  • Check WhatsApp
  • Check Discord
  • Check Mail
  • Scroll Lemmy for about hour
  • Read a post I want to help
  • Go down at least 3 different rabbit holes at once for the next 2 hours
  • Give up
  • Close Lemmy
  • Don't know what to do
  • Open Lemmy
  • See no new posts
  • Close Lemmy
  • repeat until I turn my phone off
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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

There's always gaming or joining a cult.. Or you could do both by getting into Minecraft 🤷

[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 6 points 9 months ago

Especially modded minecraft

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Have you considered Factorio?

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[-] Hupf@feddit.de 18 points 9 months ago

Have you tried knitting?

[-] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 14 points 9 months ago

Y'all don't know/remember the struggle. My "apps" used to be 2 or 3 forums -- and not particularly active forums, at that -- that I would check repeatedly, all day long, during downtime at work. Posts and comments were rare.

I do not miss those days.

[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I don't even understand why people want to look at phone apps all day. I hate browsing the Internet on a phone screen usually, it's so inferior to having a monitor, mouse, and keyboard.

I mean if you're at work or whatever and you're bored, I can see wasting time on phone apps, but any other time I don't. But of course if you don't have a computer you can't just use the computer you don't have.

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[-] kamen@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Check them again ten minutes later.

[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

I picked up a Solitaire app. ScreenTime says I played 6.5 hours last week.

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

me at work rn 🙄

[-] alvanrahimli@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago

The last one is always github trends. If you end up there, no luck for you then. Go cook something or go outside

[-] Forgottengoldfish@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Email, Feedly, Megalodon, Voyager

[-] Alby003@lemmings.world 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

1 app missing... Maybe vimusic...

[-] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
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[-] Jeom@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

not sure why but my mental health gets way better when i use my laptop.

im a zoomer so i started out on a phone and only got a laptop a few years ago, i thnk it might be because everytime i opened my phone i would just rot away and i just go back to those habits whenever i use my phone. when i started using a laptop my entire schedule changed and updated(for the better). and having a slow laptop is prob also good to avoid wasting too much time on video games lmao

[-] trash80@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 months ago

not sure why but my mental health gets way better when i use my laptop.

because a laptop doesn't interrupt you every 30 seconds with a notification about some shit you don't care about

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[-] nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 9 months ago

I don't know about you, but it seems to me that phone OSes and apps are designed to steal our attention at all the times. I find it hard to do stuff while receiving notifications here and there, or even knowing that a new notification may pop up at any time. If fells like trying to do something while someone is watching and poking me all the time.

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[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

It's not helpful in any way, but I do not experience boredom. You can leave me with a computer in a room for 2 years and when you come to collect me I'll just tell you to turn the light off and go away.

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[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
  1. Mastodon
  2. Lemmy
  3. Idk, email?...
  4. ...
  5. Porn
[-] KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

fyi: there's an unofficial app for nhentai.

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I only have Lemmy and Youtube. I'm actually trying to get off Youtube, those shorts are rotting my brain. I tried deleting the app but my Pixel won't let me.

[-] tacosplease@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Lemmy, YouTube, and a podcast app for me.

There's still great content on YouTube, but I also understand if people boycott the site for moral/personal reasons.

[-] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

YouTube shorts I could understand. But I love using it for channels that have quality 5 to 10 minute content and I don't feel like it's as much a waste of my time as shorts. Legal Eagle, Hot Ones, Tom Scott, Some More News, You Suck At Cooking, Let's Game it Out. There are some gems out there.

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[-] ultrasquid@sopuli.xyz 4 points 9 months ago

I think Youtube Revanced let's you disable shorts.

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[-] original_reader@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Similar to Suika, but with an original twist and fully offline:

2050

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[-] nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 9 months ago

Make one of those apps Wikipedia and you won't have that issue

[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 months ago

I used to still read Reddit through Narwhal, but a this weekend they cut off free access.

So now I am down to two apps, Lemmy and Youtube...

[-] ryn@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

The five apps for me are probably:

  • Lemmy
  • Mastodon
  • Discord
  • HN
  • My school portal (bruh)
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[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago
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[-] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 months ago

meditate, idk? the crud I read always bubbles back up then & I can chew on it more & even get more out of it (c.f. rotating a cow in your mind) & eventually the thought of something fun to do takes over & then I don’t need the garbage feeds anymore. Free dopamine!

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