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Bro is fuckin done (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[-] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 86 points 9 months ago

My favorite tall joke came from a show in the seventies called Make Me Laugh.

It pitted a contestant who would try not to laugh against a comedian.

The contestant was this tall guy.

Comedian: Wow. You're tall. Is there really a god?

Contestant lost immediately.

[-] AFLYINTOASTER@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

I couldn't find the video, do you have a link? I feel like delivery makes a good joke great.

[-] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

That's a needle in a haystack search right there. It's just one of those things I remember seeing on TV from when I was six. I was six quite some time ago.

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 51 points 9 months ago

As a fellow giant:

Yes, I will get that thing in the shelf you can't reach.

No, I will not stop putting things on the shelf you can't reach.

Also:

Why the fuck are these counters so low!

[-] Fogle@lemmy.ca 29 points 9 months ago

As a normal almost 6 foot human:

Fuck these counters are low

[-] hansl@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

You don’t need to be 6 foot tall to know that most showerheads are placed at dwarves height and leaning in a shower isn’t comfortable. Also, fuck my dad’s shower that is both low and small area. I had to open the door to rinse my head.

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago

I used to be self conscious about my height as a teen (5'6" man now). These days I've come to love my height. It feels like everything was built just for me. I fit in everything perfectly, except your mom.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I’m 5’11” and used to have to kneel to shower at my old place

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

As a short af human that's 4'11:

Fuck these counters are perfect.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 points 9 months ago

As a short dude. These counters are great!

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

Depending on how you define "almost" 6 feet tall, you might be taller than normal. The average American man is like 5'9", and each inch above that gets less and less common

[-] xintrik@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

As another barely under 6ft human, why are the counters at nut bruising height?

[-] DNOS@reddthat.com 10 points 9 months ago

You guys have never experienced the low hanging halogen bulb glass chandelier ... The amount of times I have burned my ears simply can't be counted ...

[-] Enzy@lemm.ee 41 points 9 months ago

How short are you?

What's your shoe size?

Is your dick big?

What is the diameter of the sun in comparison to the equation of an ant?

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago
[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Red.......no Blue......ahhhhhhhh!

[-] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Those answers are on the other side.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

What kind of ant? We talking bull, black, fire?

[-] brothershamus@kbin.social 35 points 9 months ago

Clearly the man has suffered serious traumas. He's a friggin' eagles fan fercrissakes. That can't be good.

[-] No1@aussie.zone 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Do your superstitions

Also, Dee is a bird

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 20 points 9 months ago
[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago
[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

Looks something like this

[-] topinambour_rex@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

By the door.

[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 7 points 9 months ago

Biff singing “Stop Asking Me The Questions” vibe

[-] Lexam@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago

I need to make copies of this exactly and hand them out when asked the same question. I'm 5'5.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Yeah I have some friends around that height. Might need to show them this, they’d like these.

[-] 108@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

Tom Wilson does something like this as well

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

Fair enough.

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