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[–] disposabletentacle@kbin.social 151 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I can't believe that we have reached the point as a civilization where I'm legitimately not sure whether or not this was intended as satire.

[–] Jaytreeman@kbin.social 56 points 2 years ago

It's an account with a lot of bad jokes with some gems dropped in.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

Poe's law in action

[–] LittleTransPunk@lemmy.world 85 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They can find their tip in the field where I grow my fucks

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How goes this years harvest?

[–] robzombie91@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

My fucking yields have been low this year. I have very little to give.

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Worse than last year. Seems to be a trend that the yield gets worse by the year

[–] flashgnash@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It'll be pretty easy to find it given that the field is barren

[–] LittleTransPunk@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Bold of you to assume that there will be a tip amongst my non-existent fucks

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 67 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a parody account you guys...

Brilliant satire, but Poe's Law seems to be in full effect.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Glad there is a chance for humanity after all.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago

I should send my landlord one of those church fake bills, but with “get a real job” instead of a church info

[–] whileloop@lemmy.world 57 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You'll get your rent when you fix this ****** door.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, there's your problem. The door is made of asterisks, when it should be made of door.

[–] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 years ago

I'm imagining a door made from many tiny doors (like pet doors but smaller) and it sounds terrible

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

What? We already give our whole paychecks to our landlords. How could we possibly give them more?

If landlords aren't happy with the rent they receive, they need to get a real job and work their asses off every day all day long like everybody else does.

[–] alphapuggle@programming.dev 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Twitter account is a meme account, they don't actually expect you to tip your landlords, although I've seen landlords that do expect such.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah I gathered it was satire, but the mere thought of it made me jump straight to interpreting it as reality because I wouldn't be surprised if some landlords do feel that way!

[–] cumcum69@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago

i'd happily tip my landlord over the side of a building

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

I’ll tip them into a fucking ditch, sure

[–] Fades@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Thank you Dr. PP

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I got their tip riiight heeere

[–] ridethisbike@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Dick! He's talking about his dick, guys!!

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well now you spoiled the surprise!

[–] PeWu@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

in the voice of the Mickey Mouse

We'll leave this tool for later!

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Pics for proof?

[–] Bye@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

If my tenants tipped me I’d be pretty offended and would just count it against their next rent payment

Like you wouldn’t tip your doctor or your lawyer or your mechanic, what the fuck is this shit

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 13 points 2 years ago

I'll tip you negative $1000

[–] NKVDawg@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 years ago

How about they tip me? They tip waiters, but not the people who give them free money every month.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This man is Indian from the chin up and the shoulders down. In between he is pure brass.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That was too clever for my dumbass, someone explain.

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE JOKE DEITY

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

To be fair, I don't get it either. He has a brass neck? Is that a saying?

[–] ForestOrca@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/brass-neck
brass neck
noun [ S or U ]
UK informal disapproving
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/ˌbrɑːs ˈnek/ us
/ˌbræs ˈnek/
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a type of behaviour where someone is extremely confident about their own actions but does not understand that their behaviour is unacceptable to others:
She's got a brass neck to ask for a day off when we're so busy.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe it's hard to go for his jugular?

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago

Aint no rent moratoriums stfu

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 years ago

this cannot be a real tweet

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

LMFAO, I think I'll pass.