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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 80 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Beautiful sexy woman with flawless skin who needs a bespectacled daddy economist to come take care of her confronts Paul Krugman (virgin) about inflation

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Men writing women ass headlinesA dark haired, beautiful woman with skin smoother then a baby's and meticulous styling posits a question to Paul Krugman, her breasts heaving with the effort

Ok I feel gross just parodying this garbage

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Mommy audience member breasts boobily towards microphone but contains lust in front of phallic object long enough to call Paul Krugman a cuck

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How many male novelists does it take to write a headline?

(The link is fine, idk why it's flagged)

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Their time seems to be off. I got a time is ahead dialog on my phone, which gets its time automatically.

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did you reply to the wrong comment?

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

Nah, suggestions as to why the link may be flagged. When I tried to visit the link it told me time was off, but I confirmed it was correct on my side.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

“Mr. Krugman, I’m more of a vore gal.”

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wish I had good skin, but I'd probably be too powerful if I did.

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Have you tried lathering your whole body in Lubriderm after every shower?

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Tempting, but it sounds like a way to just make my acne somehow even worse. At least I don't get warts on my hands anymore. :D

[–] worker_bear@hexbear.net 79 points 2 years ago (2 children)

MYSTERIOUS ORIENTAL TREASURE FROM THE EAST BAFFELS MALES WITH KNOWLEDGE

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Maybe if by east you mean northern Italy

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Gonna start referring to Europe as "the east" since its east of me

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Japan is the west, since it's closer to my west, the UK is the east, since it's closer to my east.

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

everything is east of you

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Oooh I can say I'm oriental now. comfy-cool

[–] oregoncom@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

West of the lands of the Bo-Si and of the Thirty Six Tribes of the West lays a strange and exotic half-island known as Yi-Da-Li, whose people claim to descend from the fabled Da-Qin. The people of Yi-Da-Li are said to be so hairy as to resemble macaques, speak a language related to that of the Fa-Lan-Xi, and follow a heretical offshoot of Manichaeism. The Yi-Da-Li speak of a time when their ancestors ruled over a great khaganate comprised of all the barbarian tribes of the far west which warred often with the Hui-Hui and Bo-Si, but were cursed to be confined to their peninsula when they murdered a great shaman of their god named Yi-Shu.

[–] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Yi-Shu the Fruit Prince is a fascinating figure in primitive, fetishist religious practices. Created by the world spirit to defend humanity from the poisoned fruit of evil, speared upon a dead tree by the khaganate in mockery, and later revered by cult elders through rituals with fermented fruit.

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

MYSTERIOUS ORIENTAL

Famous part of the Orient, Italy.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Sean Connery in The Untouchables voice

"[Anti Italian slurs]"

[–] impiri@lemm.ee 58 points 2 years ago

My Future Girlfriend OWNS Paul Krugman with FACTS and LOGIC and PERFECT SKIN

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 54 points 2 years ago (1 children)

M'am you are so beautiful please say hello to me.

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

"No"

"Close enough!"

[–] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Horny on Main strikes again.

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Twist: she posted it herself.

[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

slander smh ;w; ooooooooooooooh boohoo

[–] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago
[–] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

She's not gonna debunk you, bro

[–] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

when a conventionally attractive woman has dark hair? that's m y s t e r i o u s

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

What about conventionally attractive boys with dark hair?

[–] tripartitegraph@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago

This reminds me of all the times the Dollop boys read old newspaper clippings and it describes women in truly bizarre detail