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[-] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 146 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Excuse me, but if you see a butterfly there, there is something seriously wrong with you...

[-] rdri@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Well the butterfly is certainly there if you look closer.

[-] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Nope, looked for like 15 minutes, can't see it 🤷.

[-] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago
[-] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 8 points 9 months ago

Sorry... I tried, I really did.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

The butterfly is directly above the letter W.

[-] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 9 months ago

holy shit, I feel so stupid

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[-] BustinJiber@lemmy.world 67 points 9 months ago

What kind of mangled ass fucked up butterflies do you have flying around in your head?

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[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 53 points 9 months ago

Would someone have the guts to hang this on a wall?

I would.

In the bedroom? Yes. A reminder to do something in bed besides sleeping and eventually a reminder of times when lust was a much stronger driving force in life.

In the office? Yes. There is nothing wrong or offensive in the picture; your mind is getting into the gutter by itself.

In the living room? Yes. Great conversation starter.

By the front door? Yes. Oh yes. The face on anyone knocking unsolicited when spoting that strategically placed painting.

Finally: where can I get a copy?

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

You get the copy, you print it and hang it, and i want to see a picture of your office/bedroom/livingroom/whatever as a proof

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[-] bratosch@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

A reminder to do something in bed besides sleeping and eventually a reminder of times when list was a much stronger driving force

Damn that sentence went downhill FAST

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[-] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

I'm so confused I just see a blob how does it look sexual??

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 6 points 9 months ago
[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 53 points 9 months ago
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[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 46 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Late-night Skinimax on scrambled cable tv 📺

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

Username checks out.

[-] jacktherippah@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago

If u see a butterfly, u the one with the problem

[-] lwuy9v5@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago

Show me the butterfly, you god damn liar.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 32 points 9 months ago

wheres that damn butterfly??

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

It's right above the letter W.

[-] LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago

This looks like a skill from Disco Elysium if it was a dating sim instead of a lynchian RPG.

[-] Sneptaur@pawb.social 8 points 9 months ago

I fucking love Disco Elysium.

[-] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 26 points 9 months ago

The thing I’ve always wanted: a penis big enough to be sucked 🥲

[-] snazzles@lemm.ee 26 points 9 months ago

I hope you find the penis of your dreams

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

I recommend to look around truck stop bathrooms, found some great ones there

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[-] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago
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[-] SharkAttak@kbin.social 21 points 9 months ago

That's cropped porn, isn't it.

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[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

A playdough woman sucking a playdough cock

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 18 points 9 months ago

I see intestines in the middle.

[-] joystick@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

I see a butterfly sucking a cock.

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[-] Koordinator_O@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

I see a warped version of the "I want you for us army" poster

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[-] sartalon@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

I see your mom.

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago
[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Yeah, I’m seeing a whole digestive system tbh.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago
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[-] hark@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago
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[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 9 months ago

If you liked that one, you'll love "double barrel".

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[-] South_Sider@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Someone is getting some brain 🤔

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

this man is clearly deep in thought next his large slice of bacon.

[-] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

I see a lower intestine, stinky and loaded with danger.

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[-] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 10 points 9 months ago

Someone who is going to have a very sore neck soon.

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[-] xia 9 points 9 months ago

Where is this butterfly you speak of?

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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Like like an abstraction of human intestines.

[-] xia 8 points 9 months ago

A woman in the fetal position sucking her thumb.

[-] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago
[-] Greggo@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

I don't think she's coughing.

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Depends on how much practice she has.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 9 months ago

I see a woman licking a soft serve ice cream.

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[-] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 9 months ago

I see an organic vacuum cleaner sucking fluid out of an organic pipe.

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