Columbine vibes : memes

[–] fung@sh.itjust.works 175 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Is that an actual tweet of his? Lol what a dork

[–] lefaucet@slrpnk.net 120 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

According to msn.com and thestreet.com it's a real tweet lol

Such mall ninja vibes

https://www.thestreet.com/technology/one-of-teslas-foremost-bears-issues-bold-challenge-to-ceo-musk

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 62 points 2 years ago (4 children)

"I forgot to add that I am my own worst enemy by far," Musk said. "No need for others to dig my grave when I’m doing it so well myself."

Rare moment of self awareness from Elon?

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

More like legal backpedal

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[–] casmael@lemm.ee 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yeah I suppose at this point it’s a mixture of unlimited wealth, unlimited cocaine, very limited self awareness and very limited imagination

[–] harry_balzac@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

I think it's Ketamine in his case. Of course, he is using it under the strict supervision of his personal doctor, Joe Rogan.

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I need evidence. This one is too much... I'll be back after I look around the internet.

Edit: Wow. Just wow. I just... What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Proof (warning, it's a Twitter link).

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[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He's basically JP from Grandma's Boy.

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[–] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 111 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

XxEdgeLord69420xX

[–] statist43@feddit.de 53 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey man, his son has nothing to do with this!

[–] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Man edging has a real different meaning these days huh ;)

[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

2003: "You're so edgy 🙄" 2023: "You're so edgy 🥵"

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 18 points 2 years ago

Man, nothing escapes global warming

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[–] stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 80 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ever since I saw this photo I couldn’t take the dude seriously.

The utter irony

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[–] ToeNailClippings@lemmy.world 65 points 2 years ago (7 children)

More incel vibes than Columbine. If he wasn't rich he'd never get anywhere near vagina, let alone set up bunkers with his stored semen and fertilised eggs...

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 64 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle what a fucking cringelord

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[–] WallEx@feddit.de 58 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This meme makes a good point, he's so fucking cringe.

[–] chooglers@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm starting to think this musk character is dare I say it, a wanker

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[+] Yearly1845@reddthat.com 57 points 2 years ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (7 children)

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[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 56 points 2 years ago

It helps to not be a loser right now. Elon is in his 50s and still acts like a childish, insecure douchebag. The fact that you are able to acknowledge your previous loserdom makes you already less lame than Elon. No amount of money can make him cool because he completely refuses to ever work on himself.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 years ago

This was from Tuesday (the comment). A 52 year old man posted that, though I use the word "man" loosely here...

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I think you might be in luck.

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[–] Computerchairgeneral@kbin.social 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Every time I think Musk has written his stupidest Tweet he goes and proves me wrong. It's honestly impressive.

[–] andrewrgross@slrpnk.net 31 points 2 years ago

It was funny for a while, but I'd really like him to hit rock bottom. The guy has a lot of power, and this is really kinda worrying me now.

[–] Mummelpuffin@beehaw.org 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I know he's said a lot of idiotic shit lately but... seriously? He actually said this? Jesus Christ. He truly has reverted into a lonely 4Chan teen.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago

All billionaires are like this when you take away the PR.

[–] circuitfarmer 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Skilled with a katana due to extensive training in mother's basement

[–] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

While you were partying, I studied the blade

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Do we... do we call him Emon now?

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[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 33 points 2 years ago (10 children)

What the hell happened to that man?

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 58 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Daddy didn't give affection, and the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear.

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[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 24 points 2 years ago

My theory is too much blow and huffing his own farts to the point where his brain has turned to mush.

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm still waiting for Elmo Vs Zuck.

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[–] RuikkaaPrus@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Bro, he literally transformed a company and social app in his personal edgy microblog called X

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[–] Ryan213@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

[annoying JP voice] I hate your face.

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[–] Yamainwitch@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

Whoa whoa whoa nearly cut myself on that edge. Seriously, I cackled so hard I frightened the cat. NWBTCW bby.

[–] the_q@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

Mallninja Musk.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago

Emo Musk

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

So if you have to be 13+ to even sign up for Twitter why would they let him be the CEO?

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[–] HowMany@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago

I'll take "THINGS A PARTICULARLY STUPID CHILD WOULD SAY" for 1,000, Alex.

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The main difference is that this one has the money to do a much bigger Columbine.

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 19 points 2 years ago

Plus, he's got massive influence on his fanboys who worship his every move

[–] ManOMorphos@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

If you gotta say it out loud, it probably isn't true.

[–] ohitsbreadley@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

He really would have done well as the lead in a fictional Michael Jackson biopic that's an alternate retelling of how his life took a turn in the mid/late 90s, when he discovers that he's actually in the Matrix and is the one. And instead of Annie, we're asking "Neo, are you okay? Are you o.k. ne-o? -- Sha-mona"

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[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Where's his transphobia-ridden manifesto?

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