this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2023
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[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 135 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They don’t really look like they’d come from that pan

[–] webadict@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They didn't, otherwise there'd be one less, they'd be wider, flatter, and the tray picture wouldn't be from an amazon listing.

[–] coffeecat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

This guy pans.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 72 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Put an extra dog turd in there for a fun family game of Russian brownie roulette.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that could be easily identified by the smell.

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You probably never smelled a cookie backed by @bstix@feddit.dk

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 2 years ago

Fair enough

[–] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

High quality shitpost right there

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] mack7400@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They"re not my favourite, but they're definitely #2

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 points 2 years ago

I was certainly looking forward to all the "shitty" puns that this post would encourage. Will make good restroom reading. :)

[–] Manmikey@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

There's 7 spaces in the baking tray, there's 8 brownies! What is the 8th brownie op!

[–] Denalduh@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Brownie roulette!

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 12 points 2 years ago

Uh oh, my plan has been foiled

[–] AnarchistsForDemocracy@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] AnarchistsForDemocracy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

well, don't shit on a sandwich and tell me it's nutella.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

What is the purpose of that thing on the right? To cook corn? Why does it have grooves?

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

it’s for cooking turd brownies

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Yes it gives corn blackness from searing or something. Comment that replied to me is right, its for corn bread.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

No, I don't think so (it's not like the kernels would fit into the ones in the pan). I believe it's to make corn bread.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago

What a shit baker. Who even cooks this crap?

/s

[–] ieightpi@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

I'm still unconvinced that it isn't shit

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've had a similar problem for a while.

Our oven broke but we had a mini oven that works with heated air and it is actually quite cool, so we never got the big one repaired. And it was fine for pizza or something small, but when I actually needed to put something in a form - a casserole, or a cake - the only form that fitted inside was a penis cake form I had from my student days. My friends gave it to me because I was obsessed with the line "bake phallic cake" in the lyrics of two songs I love. So we ended up eating out of a pink penis a lot.

Thankfully we moved about a month ago and now we have a big oven again. Our toddler is getting more interested in food now and feeding her food that was cooked and/or served in a penis feels slightly wrong.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 points 2 years ago

Well, congrats on the new place and I’m glad to hear that your toddler doesn’t have to be exposed to inappropriately shaped baking forms anymore.

[–] violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why is there corn in these brownies

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 2 years ago

Those are walnut pieces

[–] ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com 13 points 2 years ago

Results that 'good' just can't be planned, and if he tried to remake them with the intent of looking like poop he couldn't ever get them this 'good' again. Legendary stuff. Should take them to some kids and blow their minds.

[–] Sho@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

I'm amazed at how accurate they look, take a bow!

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I mean, I mean, if they are real brownies they could just cut them into small peaces and it wouldn't look like something this sus

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago

I'll go get the poop knife

[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

You knew what you were doing.

[–] Bearlydave@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

It's a bit nutty... Goes well with this"coffee"

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] JohnnyH842@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Really wish I still had my poop brown and green Zune.

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Really wish I had the chance to get one. Where I live, the Zune was probably never even sold, at all. It was unheard of. Even iPods were rare here, I only saw two in person in my entire lifetime, one of which was my own 6th gen. But yeah, I still really liked the Zune.

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Y'all should look into Chocolate Salami, those are also pretty easy to poopify.

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

He could share them to kids, if they like it, he can give some hints where they catch up more.

[–] dudinax@programming.dev -1 points 2 years ago

Because walnuts are gross.