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[-] Sasuke@hexbear.net 87 points 10 months ago

but did they save the cum?

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 58 points 10 months ago

Hamas now chops off the balls to deter cum extraction /s

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 10 months ago

Fallout New Vegas type shit.

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 10 months ago

They jerk off the corpses rendering the sperm unusable. Gaza will soon be flooded with the ejaculate of fallen IOF soldiers.

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[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 75 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

She...she almost married a warcriminal

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 59 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Don't let his rank fool you, they promote people for anything in the IDF.

... well he probably was a war criminal regardless, but what I mean is being a Captain is nothing special.

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 53 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Careful now. I'm sure it's a merit-based system. Meaning the more civilians you kill the higher your rank.

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

But only if you keep up with your daily challenges

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[-] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

It doesn’t explicitly say, but there’s a good chance she’s also a war criminal.

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[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 71 points 10 months ago
[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 49 points 10 months ago

Looking into it

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 59 points 10 months ago

But did they get his cum?!

[-] Lucien@hexbear.net 42 points 10 months ago

His cum was actually a hamas tunnel. That's why he got shot.

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 53 points 10 months ago

Don't worry, the brave IDF actually has a whole squad dedicated to taxidermying the corpses of their fallen soldiers, hollowing out their backs and walking them around like hand puppets speaking in squeaky cartoon voices and pretending to be them. She can still marry him if she doesn't mind him only saying his new catchphrase "Oopsie woopsie!" and isn't to bothered by the 18-year-old brigadier general with his entire arm shoved inside where his spine used to be.

[-] aFairlyLargeCat@hexbear.net 51 points 10 months ago

I’m not saying that house should get to mount his head on the wall like a hunting trophy, but

[-] Lucien@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

Oh! Do the hands also, that way he can hold the gun that shot him.

[-] Dickey_Butts@hexbear.net 48 points 10 months ago

Are we supposed to feel bad for these people? Maybe don't spray paint your wedding date in the bombed out husk of someone's home you monsters.

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

In red, too yea

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 47 points 10 months ago

owned lol

Death to America

[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

F to pay respect

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 47 points 10 months ago
[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 45 points 10 months ago
[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 44 points 10 months ago

Reminds me of the bit in JoJo part 2 where the Wehrmacht soldier who's friends with Ceasar gets got by Wamuu and the tone is super teary-eyed and I was just laughing my ass off

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[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 43 points 10 months ago

Get fuckin wrecked ya butcher

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago

lol
lmao even

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago

I like to think he was domed seconds after bc he was standing framed in a window like a gift to anyone with 20/20 vision and knowledge of how to adjust iron sights for range.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago
[-] Des@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago

wojak-nooo wait i thought zionists said using civilian infrastructure in any capacity during """wartime""" was evil and being ISIS

[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Are ya winnin' son?

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago

had it coming for writing the date 21.3.24 instead of 2024-03-21, computer files must be a mess

[-] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago

Pure dopamine

[-] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago
[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

Merry Christmas!

I'm getting divorced and don't have my daughter for the first year so I'm glad to wake up to this

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

heart-sickle feel free to rant in my dms if it helps

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[-] buh@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

I wonder if the occupants of that house were married or had a fiance?

[-] O__O@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Rest in piss bozo

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago
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