KuroXppi

joined 2 weeks ago
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 24 points 8 hours ago

Fortunately, I've never had USA citizenship, but I will gladly go on a no-fly list for my love of red bean buns.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

ITT: a lot of very good games that I'll never play because now I think they're all terribly, irredeemably flawed

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 8 hours ago

I say this with utmost sincerity, GOOD fn post

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 45 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

xok-og how many doushabao do I have to eat before I get citizenship

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 9 hours ago

smoking-fish yatto kizuita na omae

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

please excuse me for asking the obvious but have you checked your surroundings for a coelacanth

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 10 hours ago

Given that the others have already wishes for communism and all that good stuff I'm gunna go for some really small-target wishes

Wish I didn't have adult acne like wtf I'm one foot in the grave and I still get pimples

um, I'd like my stomach to not be messed up and that I could digest food properly

I wish that my phone could run two apps at once and not just crash one of them so I can listen to a podcast and play a game at the same time

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah I know.... still catgirl-cry

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Oh in SOTC killing the collosi made me way too sad

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 14 hours ago

Fair warning you lose your tanuki powers if you do this

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Ohohoho what is this? A secret megathread, perchance??

 

There I said it you're all lib harry potter fans now

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 17 hours ago

Peebus nutter and jim

 
 

And for my next trick!

I will make an audience member shit their pants ✨✨

Any volunteers please 🙂‍↕️

 

ooohohoho if we did that just imagine ahahha

 

How did that get in there

 

Only true gamers will appreciate

 

I'm shitting out my doodoo ass rn deeper-sadness

 

beanis

AI summarybean


 

🧧beanis


Hoooray!!

 

Beanspoke: coughing up your turds like an owl pellet then dabbing your mouth with a handkerchief

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Sabeana Carpenter (hexbear.net)
submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

thinking bout beans every night oh is it sweet I guess so

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