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[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 14 points 14 hours ago

This also works for ironing out the wrinkles in your brain

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 14 hours ago

Fair warning you lose your tanuki powers if you do this

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 43 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

The long awaited sequel to "I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again"

[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] KatGirl@hexbear.net 19 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 13 points 19 hours ago
[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 35 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Personally, I prefer the boiling method. You boil your scrotums until they become nice and pliable, then stretch them across a line to dry. Make sure you keep a nice tension throughout the process without tearing the skin!

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 19 points 21 hours ago

That's certainly one way to get a tan going

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] cyber_godqueen@hexbear.net 6 points 15 hours ago

i want to see STEAMED SCROTES, ppl.... now....

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 29 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Might wanna change the CW to genital harm, gendering it like that is ... not even low-key transphobic, that's just awful and i don't wanna see that kind of crap on here.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 18 points 19 hours ago

Thanks for calling this stuff out, it bothered me too yet I failed to speak out.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 24 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Ah good point, I'm running on fumes so the words escaped me at the time. Please forgive me.

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 5 points 7 hours ago

It's ok, thanks for changing the title!

[–] BatsAreRats@hexbear.net 14 points 19 hours ago

right, that was a bit shocking to me tbh

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 24 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I just tried it, it's realThe search is real, too

[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 13 points 18 hours ago

i do this with my brain every once in a while, works wonders

[–] Trilobite@lemm.ee 27 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I prefer the iron you can get a better seam

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 15 points 20 hours ago

Mine has a permanent seam no matter how much I try to iron it out :(

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 9 points 18 hours ago

I work for Google. I can tell you it only gives you this answer if you're white. There's a if statement.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 19 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I just like to staple mine to my legs when I sleep to stretch them out overnight. Really does the job you know?

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 8 points 20 hours ago

Are you trying to turn into a human flying squirrel.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, now, the AI only said you can try. It never said you should.

Mfw it's a real djinni but it tells you to fuck off and misinterpret your wishes yourself.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 9 points 19 hours ago

When I'm feeling lazy, I splash a little water on them and toss em in the dryer for a minute

[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 8 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Ahh a fellow Michael burns enthusiast presumably

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 2 points 19 hours ago

I prefer to starch my ballsack.