KuroXppi

joined 3 weeks ago
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Me on a train: i like trains also I need to fart

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

ButtBidet saw to that personally

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Dave Hughes looks old

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

I can't believe you've done this

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
  1. Bulbasaur (anyone who doesn't choose bulba should be temp banned and post in selfcrit on return)
  2. Totodile (i chose bayleef on the playthrough, then cyndie on arceus but of the three I think totodile has the funniest personality from the anime)
  3. Torchic (i kinda feel like I'd like mudkip if itsl weren't for the ovedone meme)
  4. Piplup (they're all cute, the design rhis gen was great across the board imo)
  5. Snivy (I didn't play this gen tho)
  6. Froakie (frog. I know gren is a fan fave but I don't really care much for it, I actually like delphox as the stage 2)
  7. Rowlet (perfect Pokemon literally :rowlett-oh-noes:)
  8. Sobble (just a shy little froggie kinda thing)
  9. Sprigatito but the duck a close second (I didn't choose it because I wasn't super jazzed by its stage 2 evo)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Tysm 🥰🥰

 
 

In all honesty, it's probably true. Hermione is 1) a muggle and grew up with basic plumbing, 2) is British so a nation not known for its use of bidets. Ron also probably has a stanky arse too fwiw

 

Hope yuu enjoy it ;)

 

can you all just frickin SHUT YOUR GOBs for once, stop shilling for Big Bidetand let us shit ticket users have some P And Q???

 

Everyone's celebrating fava beans and nobody is valuing muvva beans. Smh head DO BETTER

 

It would imlrove my beanjs posting efficientcy by at least 13%

 

Anyway here's a beanis

 

Be honest with me would this pickup line work on you

 
 

shoutout to this bugger who chose to fly under my glasses to assault my eyelid

 

Because apparently we need to include the link, but I don't knkw how to remove the tracking, I'm just gunna delete the part that looks suss

This is the tracker-free link the bot gave me:

https://www.xiaohongshu.com/discovery/item/67871095000000001903015d?xsec_token=CBjB9-N4lzwap89DPQfIEHq5f56IDmu8DPWn8NZ3D9RQo%3D

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