Please stop that, I'm at work
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Just one more time. You don't need to be so modest, your workmates don't mind.
People post on here while wearing clothes? Wow. TIL.
Libs
I'm glad you are not UnwashedAnus
ButtBidet saw to that personally
The joke is on you: I always post naked
Can confirm
The Ko-naked-me code. We all know this.
I just hope that no one dares use it for real. I don't want people seeing me naked.
Clothes are bourgeois decadence
No Tobias Fünke emoji
Easter Egg is Jesus who was crucified before coming out
GOOD post
Wait, you didn't know this? I thought everyone knew this. Next you are going to say that you don't know the cheat code to double the beanis posting.
i was already naked though?
Your first crush appears, looking disapprovingly
they've already seen me naked
Then your crush has the voice and mannerisms of your dad
well my dad has also seen me naked
I feel like out of all the instances seeing hexbear naked would be the most traumatizing
Reported to the admin for anti-communism
Rip
Just you wait!
the hog posting combo
What about federated users?
You should have listened to those West loving admins and defederated when you had the chance!
I support leftist nudity.