this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2025
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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All the users are now naked.

Blew my mind when I first tried it.

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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please stop that, I'm at work

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Just one more time. You don't need to be so modest, your workmates don't mind.

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

People post on here while wearing clothes? Wow. TIL.

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm glad you are not UnwashedAnus

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

ButtBidet saw to that personally

[–] varmint@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The joke is on you: I always post naked

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Can confirm

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Ko-naked-me code. We all know this.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

I just hope that no one dares use it for real. I don't want people seeing me naked.

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago

Clothes are bourgeois decadence

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

No Tobias Fünke emoji kitty-birthday-sad

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Easter Egg is Jesus who was crucified before coming out

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Wait, you didn't know this? I thought everyone knew this. Next you are going to say that you don't know the cheat code to double the beanis posting.

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i was already naked though?

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your first crush appears, looking disapprovingly

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

they've already seen me naked shrug-outta-hecks

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Then your crush has the voice and mannerisms of your dad

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

well my dad has also seen me naked

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel like out of all the instances seeing hexbear naked would be the most traumatizing

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reported to the admin for anti-communism

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Just you wait! maddened

the hog posting combo

[–] muix 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What about federated users?

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

You should have listened to those West loving admins and defederated when you had the chance!

[–] roux@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

I support leftist nudity. catgirl-salute