Wow so amazing by PopcornPrincess in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
Boris Johnson turned away from polling station after forgetting to bring photo ID by PopcornPrincess in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

What a bellend

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What’s another name for a frozen burrito? (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
0 comments fedilink

A burrrrrito 🥶

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What’s a golfer’s favorite snack? (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
3 comments fedilink

A sand wedge.

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When does a bee decide to get married? (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
2 comments fedilink

After they’ve found their honey, of course. 🐝

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan? (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
5 comments fedilink

Take away their tiny brooms. 🥌🧹

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What award did the dentist win? (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
2 comments fedilink

A little plaque.

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My neighbor is too scared to grow an apple tree. (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
3 comments fedilink

So I told him to grow a pear.

They were cuddling like a second before by PopcornPrincess in c/cat@lemmy.world
[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago

This summarizes having 2 cats..one minute cuddling then the next slapping the living daylights out of each other. Rinse and repeat. 😸😸

What is something that gets a lot of hate for absolutely no reason? by PopcornPrincess in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 40 points 5 months ago

Satanists get persecuted a lot; although, they do a lot to protect religious freedom.

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What happens if you annoy a clock? (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
7 comments fedilink

It gets ticked off.

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Why did the orchestra get hit by lightning? (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
1 comments fedilink

Because it had a conductor.

Stop! Stop! Those horses are already dead! by PopcornPrincess in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago

Be the change you want to see.

surgery successful by PopcornPrincess in c/cat@lemmy.world
[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago

Thank god it was a success and not a cat-astrophe.

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Why didn’t the sun go to university? (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
11 comments fedilink

Because it already had 5,000 degrees.

Pentagon to MAGA world: You need to calm down over Taylor Swift by PopcornPrincess in c/politics@lemmy.world
[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 48 points 6 months ago

That Billy Madison quote applies well here.

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I recently read an article about a shoe factory fire. (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
5 comments fedilink

Unfortunately, many soles were lost.

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What did the alien say to the cat? (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
0 comments fedilink

Take me to your litter.

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Why do ducks have feathers? (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
1 comments fedilink

To cover their butt quacks. 🦆

Whoopsie daisy, one should leave it to to the professionals maybe by PopcornPrincess in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago

Just ram it back in there.

Banana by PopcornPrincess in c/dankmemes@lemmy.world
[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

But she wants HIS banana 😩

Hi I am new to lemmy, how does this work..? by PopcornPrincess in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

Welcome to Lemmy. Please choose a side: beans or stroganoff. Your fate depends on it.

wonka rule by PopcornPrincess in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago

Forbidden cotton candy.

Study: More Americans Buying AR-15s To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns by PopcornPrincess in c/theonion@midwest.social
[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

They should have cited it as a Pew-Pew study..

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