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He's a pig with poop on his balls with attitude

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Now, it means you're some washed up dad rock poser who thinks he's unique and has a different taste in music when really you're just listening to one of the biggest bands in the world that's been around for over 30 years and are a shadow of their former self and with all the accolades their singer gets, their drummer writes most of the music and he's pretty much in all the grunge bands of the time now so which of those two is more amazing? Why don't you go listen to the guy's ukulele album? Yeah, that doesn't sound so cool, does it?

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oops sry thought this was the google

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Can yju please change it please and thankyou

I mean - consider for a second that we currently have the most comprehensive martial arts practice in all of history, with the largest humans, best sports science, and all that.

Any top UFC fighter from the past decade could probably beat the fuck out of anyone ever before the year 1980. Isn't that wild? Dudes who have (probably) watched Rick and Morty could beat the piss out of Alexander The Great or whoever the fuck. And it wouldn't even be close.

Biting and eye gouging is banned of course, but even if it wasn't, Brock Lesnar isn't letting you even get close to that. I mean, speaking of Brock, even big pro wrestlers - medieval blokes would shit their pants on sight if they saw Scott Steiner going freakmode off the roids. Perc Angle. Big Show - like what - he's a literal giant.

But what about Mark Zuckerberg? He's a big guy. He does his MMA. I think give him a month to train and send him back in time. Hate to hand it to him, but he would crush.

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I mean - consider for a second that we currently have the most comprehensive coding bootcamps in all of history, with the least hygienic nerds, best computer science, and all that.

Any top FANG coder from the past decade could probably leetcode the fuck out of anyone ever before the year 1980. Isn't that wild? Dudes who have (probably) watched Rick and Morty could code circles around Albert Einstein or whoever the fuck. And it wouldn't even be close.

ChatGPT and Co-Pilot is banned of course, but even if it wasn't, Sergei Brin isn't letting you even get close to that. I mean, speaking of Sergei, even tenured professors - paid nerds would shit their pants on sight if they saw Jack Dorsey going freakmode off the micro-dosed LSD. Ayahuasca Angle. Elon Musk - like what - he's a literal dork.

But what about Mark Zuckerberg? He's a Harvard dropout. He made The Facebook. I think give him a month to optimize his efficiency and send him back in time. Hate to hand it to him, but he would crush.

I mean you're out here drinking jizzman tea??? Sounds pretty spicy ngl

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This is my second time around and I'm acting like this? Falling for basic ass pitfalls? NO prior knowledge of the meta? Cringe.

on the other hand if this is where I ended up after being stuck as a cicada a few times in a row then maybe I can cut myself some slack

Fucking Nintendo

Lick my balls

Laughing my arse off got them

His pronouns are he/him. He'd moderate c/vegan, c/covid, and c/thedredgetank. He'd have a profile pic like this

He'd say some shit like "Men being 10 out of 10 like Frakes is a sin against God"

But also he'd wear a diaper because he's a big poopy baby like some kind of goddamn noob.

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