but if the USA is supplying weapons to a regime, it's a far-right fascist regime ... I Just Know It's True.

Checkmate libs

theyself

fucking piss addicts

And is immediately sent a picture of a pig pooping on it's balls

The moment you hit 'post' you will pack your dacks, guanranteed

because it's now PRIDE YEAR EVERY YEAR FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!!!

Not being queer is now illegal. Join the gay side or turn yourself in, cissies and heteros!

They did surgery on a grape

Actually, no i didn't, I lied...

I'm so, so sorry

psyche! they're not woman's clothes. they're my clothes. fuck you.

the wasps in my room are very impressed.

I intern for a bean counter at a Beanis Factory.

Our job is to identify Fake Beanis (Fauxeanis) that has assidently slipped into circulation.

The Beanis Industry has been plagued by counterfeit Baked Beanis, and that bothers the bosses at Big Beanis.

Then do I have the restaurant for you

Thesis: nightmares about school.

Antithesis: nightmares about moving.

Synthesis: a nightmare that I was going to be expelled from a school I haven't been to in twenty years for missing class, and I was absent because I had to move out of an apartment I haven't lived in for a decade.

Including hit songs like Run for the Beanis, and The Beaniser. As well as the title track, of course.