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Personally my favorite part of this is watching Kirsten Dunst visibly dying next to him as he continues talking.

Not included in the video sadly but afterward she leans over to him and says "Oh. Oh Lars. That was intense" lmfao

Caught at the start of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cxtDpFOBcg

No lie, I literally googled "Booba Fett" for some SW memes but no it's an actual thing. A clone of Boba killed by fucking "Luuke" Skywalker (another clone)

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For this Wednesday Super Slop Night, first up is Watari the Ninja Boy (1966), an adaptation of a manga about a kid ninja who infiltrates an evil clan to take out some bad guys. A whole lot of cartoonish antics follow, along with sword fights, musical numbers, and animated sequences. This is the sort of movie that seems to have been written by a ten-year-old. Looks fun; let’s check it out.

After that is Death Becomes Her, a fantasy-comedy about an aging actress (Goldie Hawn) who decides to take an immortality potion as part of a plan to murder her rival (Meryl Streep) and take back her ex-fiance (Bruce Willis). Unfortunately, the potion doesn’t quite work as planned, and things spiral out of control from there. Hilarity ensues. Director is Robert Zemeckis, the guy behind Back to the Future (1985), Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988), and Forrest Gump (1994). As with those, this film was lauded for its groundbreaking special effects, which often cross into a comedic version of body horror.

BONUS: we will also watch the 80s action spoof Kung Fury (2015), which was a Youtube sensation back in 2015.

We’ll start at 8PM EST on Hextube, right here:

https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies

Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd:

• Watari the Ninja Boy: https://letterboxd.com/film/watari-the-ninja-boy/
• Death Becomes Her: https://letterboxd.com/film/death-becomes-her/
• Kung Fury: https://letterboxd.com/film/kung-fury/

Doesthedogdie.com links:

• Watari the Ninja Boy: Sorry, nothing on DTDD or IMDB.
• Death Becomes Her: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/16708

CWs for Watari the Ninja Boy:

• Slapstick violence.
• Cutting of flesh.
• Stabbing.
• Child endangerment.

CWs for Death Becomes Her:

• Stalking.
• Domestic violence.
• Abused becomes the abuser.
• Alcoholism.
• Someone is drugged.
• Cutting of flesh.
• Hand damage.
• Dislocations.
• Throat mutilation.
• Decapitation.
• Choking.
• Someone is burned alive.
• Body horror.
• Amputation.
• Squashed head.
• Unconsciousness.
• Broken bones.
• Finger mutilation.
• Someone falls down stairs.
• Death by falling.
• Eye mutilation.
• Blood and gore.
• Death of parent.
• Cheating.
• Audio gore.
• Needles.
• Mental institution scene.
• Hospital scene.
• Self-harm.
• Violent mentally-ill person.
• Dissociation.
• Misophonia.
• Body dysmorphia.
• Body dysphoria.
• Claustrophobia.
• Eating disorder.
• Screaming.
• Someone is watched without their knowledge.
• Fat jokes.
• Fat shaming.
• Age gap.
• Nudity.
• Objectification of female characters.
• References to sex.
• Fat suits.
• Discussion of existentialism.
• Honking horns.
• Car crash.
• Blood and gore.
• Gun violence.

Links to movies:

• Watari the Ninja Boy: https://tankie.tube/w/pskUTpRHBwMz39hv4vBMX6
• Death Becomes Her: https://tankie.tube/w/snMmpr2au3ZAYuWtfS9L4U
• Kung Fury: https://youtu.be/bS5P_LAqiVg

Yep, it’s come to this: we’re watching a Marvel movie. Once tonight’s vice-presidential debate has wrapped up (it runs from 9PM EST to ~10:30PM), come over to the Hextube movie channel to watch one of the biggest blockbusters of the year, which brings together Deadpool and the most popular X-Man at last through time-travel shenanigans. Hilarity ensues, and so on.

We’ll start at 10:40PM EST, right here:

https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies

Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd:

• Deadpool and Wolverine: https://letterboxd.com/film/anantaram/

Doesthedogdie.com link:

• Deadpool and Wolverine: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/1072305

CWs:

• Gaslighting.
• Drug use.
• Drug addiction.
• Alcohol abuse.
• Jokes about men being sexually assaulted.
• Someone is physically restrained.
• Someone’s mouth is covered.
• Cutting of flesh.
• Hand damage.
• Dislocations.
• Throat mutilation.
• Someone struggles to breathe.
• Decapitation.
• Death by crushing.
• Choking.
• Someone is buried alive.
• Body horror.
• Amputation.
• Squashed head.
• Achilles tendon injury.
• Genital trauma.
• Unconsciousness.
• Broken bones.
• Finger mutilation.
• Torture.
• Eye mutilation.
• Stabbing.
• Blood and gore.
• Someone sacrifices themselves.
• Able-bodied person plays disabled character.
• Ableist slurs.
• Kidnapping.
• Natural bodies of water.
• Possession.
• Vomiting.
• Spitting.
• Audio gore.
• Cancer.
• Mental illness.
• Violent mentally-ill person.
• Unstable reality.
• Meltdown.
• PTSD.
• Sudden loud noises.
• Shaky cam.
• Screaming.
• Profanity.
• Flashing lights.
• Someone is watched without their knowledge.
• Broken fourth wall.
• Babies.
• N-word.
• Misgendering.
• Fat jokes.
• Discussion of religion.
• Objectification of female characters.
• References to sex.
• Terminal illness.
• Honking horns.
• Car crash.
• Gun violence.

Link to movie:

https://tankie.tube/w/1JDq6kFh7xFQCdJePCdscH

I like the goat scream we have at home here better:

Spoilers? Can you have spoilers about Things That Happened?

About the Brabant killers in Belgium. Considering the opening part of the first episode being "left or right, both sides should come together" the director seemed pretty set on making the Neo-nazi militias the bad guys, and their intelligence agency handlers/government leashholders even worse.

Outright there is near no negative socialist imagery they (nazis) call the people they murder communists a few times but considering they're the only ones, you know, doing the murders it's pretty funny. it's not outright positive to the left, but they legitimately bring up the strategy of tension and how this could've (read: this is what the director believes) been a motive for it.

In addition to this, their depiction of "cop solidarity" being shown seems to be extremely relevant. Those who have nepo connections rise, those who don't, get in line or get your teeth knocked out. Do not rat on your colleagues or you'll end up beaten or worse.

Got a few episodes left, but I'd reccomend it as a watch. Fascinating look at the Gladio-aligned crimes from a relative normie POV.

@@@@This comes from above: it's strongly recommended to use a VPN for cytube. @@@@ There was a thread recently about vpns and a few you should explicitly avoid.

You can read more about Peertube and potential security concerns here: https://hexbear.net/post/3471120?scrollToComments=false

The visual cuisine for tonight are three more Harley Quinn episodes, two more Sopranos, and Godzilla vs Megallon. In this season Harley Quinn and friends navigate an isolated, chaotic, and dilapidated Gotham left in the absence of Batman and the Justice League; The last few season 5 episodes of Sopranos tie up an arc while setting the gabagool for the final season; Godzilla vs Megallon is about people who live under the sea getting revenge for nuclear tests via a robot and a monster.

content warnings:

Harley Quinn

https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/21892?index1=-1&index2=-1

• Cartoon violence, gore, and death
• Profanity
• An episode has a few slurs
• Domestic violence/abusive relationships
• Gaslighting
• Child abuse
• Frequent mentions of sex
• Objectification of women
• A dog dying is mentioned
• A cat dies
• Drugs and alcohol
• Addiction
• Animal death
• Giant spiders
• Implied SA
• Cutting, e.g knife fights
• Eye mutilation
• Death of children
• Kidnapping
• Death of a parent
• Cheating in a relationship
• Clowns
• Electro-therapy
• Needles and syringes
• Scenes in a mental institution
• A mentally ill person is violent, most notably the protagonist as well as multiple recurring characters
• Flashing lights
• Fat shaming
• Antisemitism
• Ableism

https://tankie.tube/w/c4rcd8b5mQSUBfZPKu9HtQ

https://tankie.tube/w/aKFtjd6SAcCysiKVFdrjsb

https://tankie.tube/w/hFGqhrVcN5Ztj9DRv89nW9

Sopranos:

https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/13786?index1=-1&index2=-1

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0141842/parentalguide

• Panic attacks
• Profanity
• Sexism
• Homophobic slurs and homophobia
• Racist slurs and racism
• Nudity and sex
• Violence
• Depression
• Suicide
• Gun violence
• Domestic violence
• Abusive parents
• Drugs, alcohol, and addiction
• Hospital scenes and medical procedures
• Depictions of distress
• Transphobia
• Ableism
• Weight shaming

https://tankie.tube/w/nPKGt1CuEYkN8CgGmLztzf

https://tankie.tube/w/qko1H7sDMYc73QFcqpX8NH

Godzilla vs megallon:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070122/parentalguide/

https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/80882

• Mild nudity
• Violence & death
• Blood
• A child is attacked and abducted
• Mild profanity
• Smoking
• One of the monsters is a giant bug
• One of the monsters is cut in a fight
• A character gets crushed to death
• Unconsciousness
• Shakey cam
• Flashing lights
• Car and plane crashes
• Nuclear explosion
• Gun violence
• Large bodies of water

https://tankie.tube/w/evCvyQt7nC3MyQ8947rBgW

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Classically trained pianist, dive-bar chanteuse, black power icon and legendary recording artist Nina Simone lived a life of brutal honesty, musical genius, and tortured melancholy.