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[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 128 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ah yes, Venus. Famously teeming with life.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago
[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Is that what you kids call 'it' these days?

(I know, I should really get out more)

[-] yrmp@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

teeming deez nuts haha gottem

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago

Hey, the planet is just fine, that was the point right?

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

I heard Venus never even had an infection of a biological nature.

[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

Also, nobody is gay on Venus because Venus doesn't have rainbows.

Wait a minute, Venus sounds like the perfect place for conservatives! Elon, get your starship up and running and take all your buddies and musketeers to Venus! Please! I promise all liberals will stay here.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

no one in venus ever had cancer

[-] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

“If we stopped testing right now, we’d have very few cases, if any.”

-~~Donald Trump~~ Venus

[-] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 month ago

I hear that's where women are from

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Wrong Venus I'm afraid.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

that is like, your opinion OK??

[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

It's always good to have life on your team.

[-] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

All women AND men came from Venus. Long ago. They had to leave their home planet cause of the climate crisis there. They modified the next planet in row to fit their purposes and continued to make profits there. And as a joke the leader of the immigrants named the next planet 'Earth', cause it was covered with water 70+ % and blamed women only to come from Venus and having destroyed the planet by buying too few shoes and clothing, cosmetic products and wanting equal rights. To show men were totally innocent, he took the planet on the other side of new home and named it after his favorite chocolate bar to show how innocent, really innocent the men were. Back then. Ah, yes, forgot. The immigrants were only 1% of the population of Venus. But they brought all their important shiny stuff with them. All the gold, all the gems, though forgot to bring blueprints of their technologies, technics and knowledge. So they had to invent every little piece of shit over and over again ...

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