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Big Bird
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A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.
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So they admit there are predatory Muppets.
I reacted the same when I found out that Teletubbies are actually babies, implying that there are mature, adult Teletubbies that we don't see.
I believe the proper name is "Teletuborians"
Cookie monster is definitely a predator.
It used to be more obvious than it is now.
Look at Animal.
They keep him drugged up, and he's still barely controlled. Without the darts every 3 hours, he'd tear everyone else to shreds just to feed the hunger within him.
Well the Count is a vampire.....
The world, too...
One second has passed, ah ah ah.
Two seconds have passed, ah ah ah.
Set to drai-ii-aaa-ii-aaa-aaa-in.
Time will now resume!
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/elmo-puppeteer-kevin-clash-cleared-of-sexual-abuse-charges/
Cleared by the statute of limitations...
The puppeteer was cleared. Elmo is a serial molester though.
Predators have forward-facing eyes.
Muppets have forward-facing eyes.
The science is clear.