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$5 billion well spent lmao
They placed 84th out of 103 overall, and the highest ranking US cops were the San Antonio PD at 28th (China's teams placed 1st, 3rd, and 11th).
Also goddamn that website is fucking awful. How can you make the UX of viewing a table so miserable? A pure HTML table would be 1000x more usable than this JS monstrosity which provides zero additional features beyond the privilege of waiting 5 seconds for the page to load and then having to click every time you want to see the next or previous 10 items.
edit: I just grabbed the JSON and made it a Markdown table because fuck that. It even includes the countries which for some reason is in the JSON but not displayed in the table.
results table
edit: Conveniently, other than Day 5, the order they participate in the events always has China Team B (who placed 1st overall) right next to the NYPD, so you'll only have to skip forward like a minute to see the other team. If you wanna see the contrast across all the events, here's the links:
Day 1 - Assault Event (start at 3:49:57, order is NYPD -> China Team B--also has the extra detail that apparently Trump signed an executive order to allow them to go???)
Day 2 - Tactical (start at 3:50:19, order is China Team B -> NYPD--this is the event from in the OP)
Day 3 - Officer Rescue (start at 8:47:44, order is China Team B -> NYPD)
Day 4 - Tower Assault (start at 19:35, order is NYPD -> China Team B)
Day 5 - Obstacle Course: NYPD (2:42:22, video is a bit glitched out so missing first 30 seconds), China Team B (starts at 11:36:14)
remind me to never fuck around in Kazakhstan
You need a reminder for that?
does anyone happen to know why Kazakhstan is so strong at this and the like? Prob tangential, but I'm reminded of how Kazakhstan consistently produces Olympic medallists in combat sports like boxing and wrestling.
It's so if they ever meet that guy who did Borat every person in the nation is equipped to beat him to death
bonus: "CHINA NUMBER ONE!"
What's the timestamp for China number one?
3:57:19
t=14239
Thanks. Just skipped to the end too, and the song is like temu linkin park
It'd be chronologically confused but that song is prime SWAT 4 respect the cops windows movie maker AMV territory
Figured I may as well post the other tables for posterity since I went through the trouble of writing a script for it:
Day 1 - Assault Event
Day 2 - Tactical
Day 3 - Officer Rescue
Day 4 - Tower Assault
Day 5 - Obstacle Course
the difference in fitness on display between the NYPD and Team B in the obstacle course is staggering. NYPD just waddling about as if they were elementary schoolers on a playground (and then DNFed less than a quarter into the overall track lmao) while watching Team B's performance made my core hurt.
also the Emirati commentator went hard for Team B's run lol
Jesus Christ Kazakhstan!