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[–] brem@lemmy.world 73 points 20 hours ago (3 children)
[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 12 points 10 hours ago

Okay so they actually do have dwarfism. That person is 16 years old and should be pretty close to their adult height.

So they have dwarfism and are lying about their age

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Why isn’t there a year on any of those dates?

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 45 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Date of birth: 27th of August 2010

Date of issue: 16th of April 2024

Date of expiry: 15th of April 2029

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

God that's a confusing format, and I know both languages

[–] GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 33 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Passports really should be using four digit years.

[–] Cytobit@piefed.social 7 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Just in case there any kilogenerians?

[–] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I mean if you're only using 2 digits then 1926 is gonna read the same as 2026, and there's lots of people over 100 years old...

[–] brem@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

...not to mention how confusing this would be for Benjamin Button

[–] Redjard@reddthat.com 5 points 8 hours ago

Just in case anyone reading it might be unsure of the regional date format of ...
*checks passport*
Nigeria.