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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Why isn’t there a year on any of those dates?

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 45 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Date of birth: 27th of August 2010

Date of issue: 16th of April 2024

Date of expiry: 15th of April 2029

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

God that's a confusing format, and I know both languages

[–] GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 34 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Passports really should be using four digit years.

[–] Cytobit@piefed.social 7 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Just in case there any kilogenerians?

[–] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I mean if you're only using 2 digits then 1926 is gonna read the same as 2026, and there's lots of people over 100 years old...

[–] brem@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

...not to mention how confusing this would be for Benjamin Button

[–] Redjard@reddthat.com 5 points 9 hours ago

Just in case anyone reading it might be unsure of the regional date format of ...
*checks passport*
Nigeria.