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Department of Public Works employee Eric Batman claims that having to see a Progress Pride flag flying outside the department’s Alhambra, California, headquarters during the month of June effectively forces him to “celebrate, recognize, and solemnize conduct and actions that he views as sin” in conflict with his sincerely held Christian religious beliefs, according to a lawsuit filed in March by anti-LGBTQ+ evangelical nonprofit the Liberty Counsel.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 130 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Ya know....I really hate that people use the term "snowflake" to describe soft sensitive people. My logic is simple. When I grew up, I was taught that snowflakes were unique and beautiful. Individually a work of art on their own or can work together to form something greater.

I don't want that beautiful word to describe these foul creatures.

Instead I suggest they are called "little bitches". Use that term instead of snowflakes from now on.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey now, us bitches work hard! This pathetic human being that can’t look at a rainbow flag without feeling shame, regret, and evil, he needs therapy.

Therapy and a long time spent in exile away from society.

Besides, where would you be without bitches and their bitchcraft? Absolutely maidenless, that’s where.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

These fuckin maidenless scoundrels!

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Agree.

Rotten Shitbag could also work.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey, rotten shitbags probably melt eventually too

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Jet fuel melts rotten shitbags!

[–] MolochHorridus@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Shitbags sound useful for certain scenarios.

Why not just rotten turd?

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 1 points 1 week ago

"We Shitbags are a proud people!"

[–] Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yes, gendered insults are much better.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I haven't associated bitch with gender, like, ever. Language evolves over time

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

So you don't think that the reason "bitch" is used to insult a man as being weak has anything to do with the fact that it's a feminine slur?

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not totally disagreeing, but I also can't square it with the term "asshole". What does the term for someone being mean have to do with the end of your digestive tract? Why do "cunt" and "pussy" have almost opposite meanings, and "cunt" being very similar to how we use "dick" or "asshole" to refer to a person?

[–] MolochHorridus@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

All of those holes and appendages have necessary function and can be fun to play with.

Different terms for excrement is much better in my opinion.

[–] Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

That guy from the story

[–] BitUnWise@programming.dev 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure people started calling conservatives snowflakes when conservatives used it to bitch about participation trophies and that kinda stuff. So it's use it's use is a critique of conservatives using it for absurd things when they themselves are so sensitive to a lot of things.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Oh, yeah, I get the orgin. I still don't like it.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Pendejos in Spanish

[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's somewhat apt though, given that they got the term from Fight Club - Just more proof that they wouldn't understand satire even if it cockslapped them in the face.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where’s the satire in Fight Club?

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 8 points 1 week ago

Tylee Durden is am allegory for toxic masculinity. He talks a big game about individuality and self-determination, but Project Mayhem is even more strictly conformist and anti-individualistic than the corporate culture it's rebelling against.

People like Andrew Tate watch the movie and think Tyler Durden is an example to be followed but they don't even take on his critique of capitalism.

Like. In his speech at the start, about how your possessions own you, he's not wrong about society. But instead of offering a real solution, all he does is gather men with social issues into a rage-fuelled terrorist cult which he can't even control. Much like the One Ring uses good intentions to corrupt its wearer to evil, so Tyler Durden uses genuine feelings of dissatisfaction and disaffection men feel in the late 20th century to pointlessly destructive aims, ultimately reproducing the very power structures they claim to fight against.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Shitflakes, Bo Banders

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

little bitch of a bigot

That's got a ring to it! It's fun to say, and I hope one day I get to use that to insult someone withthat phrase.

We've done good work here today!

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

In the early years of the alt-right and 4chan/b, the derisive use of snowflake was a counter to the notion that everyone is special, noting that while snowflakes are unique and beautiful, they're also superfluously abundant.

It smacks of social Darwinism, the notion that there's too many people and fair treatment of them all is unaffordable, which is only the case when a few hold an extremely disproportionate amount of wealth and power.

(As an aside, the extreme wealth/power disparity that we see today is a symptom of the decay of a society that precedes decline and collapse, at least as we've seen in history. Before the US, an embarrassment of riches was exactly that. In the states, since the rise of the gold rush and the railroad barons, extreme wealth in the US has become an object of admiration and aspiration. The American dream is to join the billionaire class, no matter how rarely it actually happens.)

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

I like “suppurating assholes” for this reason.

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Calling them "snowflakes" is just to point out their hypocrisy.