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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Depends how many people are at the table and where I'm at in the turn order. Is this the start of the shoe or has it been running a while?

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

buzzes into mic security, we got a guy card counting on seat 6

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

THERE'S LIKE 4 DECKS IN THE SHOE AND IT GETS REPLACED WELL BEFORE THE LAST QUARTER

LET ME FEEL LIKE I'M PLAYING A GAME IT'S BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT THE ODDS ANYMORE

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i think the dealer went out for a pack of smokes 😔

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

I have 3 players at the table and only 1 of them has taken action, the other 2 are still waiting, and I got 2 waiting to get dealt in. this hand is a nightmare

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Even though i saw the other person say stand and the dealer hit a 20 it's still the right play

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It clearly wasnt, cause it means you lose.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Me with a short term time travel device but instead of making a different play i just get increasingly upset that the correct play loses

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

Biff in back to the future 2 but he has to back his sports faves