Hit 
Also one card, please
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Hit 
Also one card, please

17 vs. 7, would you like to hit?
Stand 

That's a push. Could be worse 🤷♀️
I play Pot of Greed. It allows me to draw two more cards!
You drew a 34. You bust
Take a nap, never let the enemy predict your next move
When you are near, appear far. When you are eepy, draw eyes on your eyelids so no one can tell.
buzzes into mic "Security, we got a guy napping on table 7, please escort him out"
I thought this was a free country

The correct move was to hit yeah? Like, you could bust but the odds of you getting up into a range where you are more likely to win is higher than busting. Is my analysis close?
For a 13 vs 2 it's actually a bit controversial.
Huh. That sounded odd at first blush, but hitting on a 13 will bust on 9-10-J-Q-K, over a third of all cards, and while the hidden card could be an 8+ (nearly guaranteed to beat 13 with one additional card), it could also be another two and then the dealer's in a tough spot I guess.
Still feels counterintuitive to stand on 13 to me but I am very bad at games.
Really? Cause there is so many diffrent ways the two could go or another calculation?
Stay

that's a soft 20. house wins. would you like to play another hand?
do me next

Soft 13 vs. dealer 7, would you like to hit? soft 13 seemed to run well for the dealer last hand
the dealer should not have hit that. Soft 17 may or may not be hit based on table rules, but if the dealer has soft 18 they will always stand (house wins either way just helping you out for your dealer test)
Security, we got a fucking nerd here telling our dealers how to play, kick his ass
shows badge I'm actually an inspector with the gaming commission, I'm shutting this operation down!
I put the cards down in the wrong order. It was a soft 13 when the dealer hit
HIT ME 
pull a uno +4 card and play it
become ungovernable
buzzes into microphone "security, i don't even know what code this is, but we got a clown on seat 2"
i don't even know what code this is

Hit
Depends how many people are at the table and where I'm at in the turn order. Is this the start of the shoe or has it been running a while?
buzzes into mic security, we got a guy card counting on seat 6
THERE'S LIKE 4 DECKS IN THE SHOE AND IT GETS REPLACED WELL BEFORE THE LAST QUARTER
LET ME FEEL LIKE I'M PLAYING A GAME IT'S BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT THE ODDS ANYMORE
I'll pass and hope that I've got something good in my crib
Hit
Also I will not reveal my Stand 

I FIGURED YOU OUT
next round of blackjack with @GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net, @30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net, and @segfault11@hexbear.net, and i need to figure out a smoother way to do this
The way I play this game in fallout new vegas is I hit if its 16 or lower.
I'm going all in on 17 black