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[–] ratboy@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

that's a soft 20. house wins. would you like to play another hand?

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Soft 13 vs. dealer 7, would you like to hit? soft 13 seemed to run well for the dealer last hand

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

wait hang on that's not 21 that's a soft 12 would you like to hit?

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

(that's actually a hard 12 because the A is now valued at 1)

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

listen man it's my first day as a dealer catgirl-cry

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

tips a red chip

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

the dealer should not have hit that. Soft 17 may or may not be hit based on table rules, but if the dealer has soft 18 they will always stand (house wins either way just helping you out for your dealer test)

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Security, we got a fucking nerd here telling our dealers how to play, kick his ass

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

shows badge I'm actually an inspector with the gaming commission, I'm shutting this operation down!

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I put the cards down in the wrong order. It was a soft 13 when the dealer hit

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

oh woops yeah new cards usually go on the other side