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As the Olympics should be.
I think we should have more Olympics.
One for people who do everything naked.
One for people who want to do performance enhancing drugs, steroids, implants, whatever.
Another for performance impairing drugs.
One for normal people who aren’t allowed to do any training. Grab them off the street (with consent) or whatever.
And a few more other random ones.
reminds me of these two videos, Drugs at Work:
https://youtu.be/wmg-sYnMIrA (tries canvassing while impaired)
https://youtu.be/Jv4fr8A2b-k (tries wrapping presents while impaired)
I'd love to see a field of athletes trying to compete while under the influence of performance impairing drugs
I volunteer as a participant to the performance impaired Olympics.
Performance impairing drugs MUST happen BEFORE the regular Olympics by the regular olympians.
A week before you compete in your downhill skiing event you’re gonna have to do it under the influence of “this years games brought to you by ketamine”.
Then you compete in the regular Olympics.
I want to see alcoholympics for normies. Drunk people always wildly overestimate their abilities but perform way worse