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Apocalypse Bunker Fails as Wealthy Residents Turn on Each Other (futurism.com)

submitted 20 hours ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 98 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

It's kind of like their own punishment. They'll laugh as they descend into their bunkers, thinking "no one can get in!" Not knowing that the exits will be boarded up.

At last, one of them will emerge, after having ate the other occupants - children included - and they will be met by a crowd of brown people (global warming caused "white genocide").

The crowd will then drag the surviving billionaire to a down square, where they'll be submerged into a vat of liquid metal, forming a statue with a horrid look on it's face, to be mounted on a block with a placard titled "The Last Billionaire".

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 44 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

STOP! I cant get any harder and it aint going down anytime soon

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Have you tried flicking it?

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 15 points 19 hours ago

In a manner of speaking

[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 30 points 20 hours ago

"I'm not locked in with you, you're locked in with me", but they all believe they're the "me"

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago

Can I vote for you? You seem like leadership.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

They think no one can get in, we think none of them will ever get out.

[–] Jason2357@lemmy.ca 15 points 18 hours ago

Can we just fake a catastrophe now to get them to all go in?

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 8 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Nah. These bunkers all have air holes and we have a lot of concrete :)

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Expanding spray foam insulation is much easier and more effective than concrete for this...

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Por que no los dos? Layer of spray foam, top it off with a foot or so of concrete.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago

Now that's thinking with your brain!

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Fresh fish is also an option