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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Also Missouri folks, wtf is shitto milk

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago (3 children)

It's one of those big regional dairys that likes to pretend they're a teensy little farm being rub by mom and pop

They also make this abomination

[–] TheoryofChange@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Centcom official twitter:

warfighter killed in explosion caused by Shatto cotton candy milk in his bowels. No casualties or damage caused by Iranian ballistic missile strike

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

Bet he Shatto his pants

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago (4 children)

they made pilk into a real thing

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

oooow my bones

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

Root beer plus dairy works in a root beer float, I guess?

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

From Kansas City, I love root beer milk. I don't get it often, but last time I hit a big sobriety milestone I bought myself a bottle

I do gotta say though, I am absolutely obsessed with Tillamook, they make Shatto look like dogshit lol

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

Yeah, I was torn between the cotton candy or this

[–] haxboar@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

Wow.... That makes me so glad that I left Missouri and never looked back.