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When you die for the American Empire, your obituary will be a series if product placement ads.
https://x.com/FugeusRedux/status/2081373419560468879
Be a smart boot. Quit or desert.
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I could maybe look past the first bit about legos and football because that’s just how you would describe most boring cis het millennial men.
But damn, the soap?? Saying he always smelled good or he cared about his hygiene, those are traits. But he liked one specific man soap brand and that’s how you should remember him.
This burial is brought to you by dude wipes.
when your dude gets wiped in war, clean his dead body parts with dude wipes before you bury them!
After his valuable semen is harvested, you're going to want to wipe up...
WITH DUDE WIPES
omg lol
he loved wiping his ass in a straight and masculine way
popsicle scented
They mean he never actually washed properly and always stank, but insisted he was fine because of his man soap.