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[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who the fuck thinks that a straw has 2 holes?

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 11 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I think topologically I have only those: 

  1. Mouth to ass (oh yeah)
  2. Left nostril 
  3. Right nostril 
  4. Left Eustachian tube
  5. Right Eustachian tube 
  6. Right tear duct 
  7. Left tear duct

No piercings or anything, so that's it.

[–] Scipitie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Nostrils and mouth are connected, topologically you could therefore have ass to left nostril with the mouth being an own opening!

That said I really really hope you forgot your uthera at least. Which is a curious question back to the subject: is it a topological hole if the opening is only to the insides of the corpus? (Thinking about the reproductive parts of either sex specifically).

[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 9 points 23 hours ago

I think topologically they don't count, that's why I didn't count the urether/urethra. 

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I didnt include them for the same reason I didn't include the ears or the urinairy tract (they're not "holes" as in tunnels, topologically speaking), but if your definition differs from mine then you're right.

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

They go all the way thru the skin, but not all the way thru the body, so I guess you're right.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

is the ok symbol 👌 a hole?

what about membranes, pores?

[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 5 points 23 hours ago

The ok symbol is rather temporary but topologically that would count. I wouldn't count pores or membranes here (I mean by my arbitrary definition). 

[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Plus a hole for peeing i hope

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Peeings over rated

[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 3 points 21 hours ago

That's topologically not a hole, your bladder like you lung is on the outside/surface.