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"New china" is new by the standards of china. it's been han, and chinese-speaking, since longer than many european countries have been whatever they think they are (england being "english", spain being "spanish", etc.).
the basis for this whole thing seem to be historic government control rather than culture or ethnicity or history?
actually someone should make a similar map for europe, it would be funny and make a lot of dorks really angry. the longer somewhere has been controlled by rome or one of its supposed successors, the more "european" it is.
edit: Balkans deserve to be in the category of New Europe, they're more european than Germany
edit 2: I'm pooosting
New China means its 2000 years old instead of the usual 4000, its like how the new kingdom of egypt is 3000 years old
New City in south Italy exist for like 2500 years. In Czechia there are twin towns of Old Boleslav and New Boleslav, which were founded few years apart, but it was over a thousand years ago.
Novgorod is one of the oldest cities in Russia and its name literally means "New city".
Europe is pretty much Superior Iberia. Actual Iberia is Real Iberia ie royal Iberia, UK is Isleberia, all of Germany+NL+Scandinavia is Supercracker Iberia, anything east of that is Iberiovska or barely Iberia.
North Africa is Araberia
italy is iberia minor, france is iberia alta, poland is iberia borea
"iberia borea" is a very funny set of syllables
Forgot about Italy and France. I like iberia minor for Italy. France is Punished Iberia
I'm Arabering all over the place
istria is old europe, you heathen
fake, they built istria in 2010 to film game of thrones