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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 68 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 133 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like it's just trying to mix up words to make normal cause and effect sound like spooky action at a distance.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Words are a bad medium for conveying truth about reality. Or anything, really.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

SCIENTISTS PROVE SPEAKING WILL KILL YOU!

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 7 points 1 week ago
[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@piefed.social 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yet again, much smarter than your username implies!

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's a ruse to let me call people dumbass's and get away with it and I'm also a dumbass.

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We are all dumbasses in one way or another

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah we are, ya dumbass.

[–] BB84@mander.xyz 14 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure some slopmaster asked an AI chatbot to make a catchy headline for the quantum mechanics we've known for years.

You have a quantum cat-in-a-box. The cat is in a superposition of being alive and dead. You make the "human choice" to open the box. Now the cat turns out to be dead, and it actually died 10 minutes before you open the box. So you can kind of interpret it as your choice affecting reality 10 minutes backwards.

[–] MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Quantum realm particles seem to know the future or interact with their past.

Also touching them effects measurement, fucking sophons

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

When this baby hits 88mph, we’re gonna see some serious shit.