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this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2026
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Goldilocks space is like "my breath immediately turns solid in the shade and my body is turning to charcoal in the direct sunlight"
You need a giant buffer of atmosphere to help average the temperature a bit. Maybe some kind of large rock with a dense atmosphere?
That or a giant space turtle with elephants holding a flatten rock on it's back.
A strong thaumic field slows down the sunlight too. Doesn't change the heat but it's nice to see sunrise pour across the landscape like honey
But what's holding up the elephants?
More elephants, obviously
WRONG! It is turtles actually. It's elephants alternating with turtles (and then every tenth level is capybaras) all the way down.
You're forgetting manatees.
They took a mental health / exercise break before they get back in there...
Real MVPs
Manatees Very Precious indeed:-)
I stand corrected.
If you go that way you gotta have at least 8 colors.
that's not quite right. see that turtle has its own sun and moon chasing it around. and they did the math the sun and moon are superluminal bodies
The other option is a "barbeque roll" a favourite of sci-fi starships, from authors who have done some homework.
You're basically trying to balance half way up a waterfall.