I also refuse to tolerate lactose. Godspeed.

Out here making the real sacrifices.

You don't need me telling you this, but if you're lactose intolerant, try the lactose enzyme supplements before and after a meal to help digestion.

Lactaid I think is one of them

have some tea.

I accidentally ate a 12 pack of ice cream sandwiches in one sitting last month.

Get some rest and go find some bacon. Until you can we'll be thinking of you.

As someone who is clearly sensitive to multiple food types but seemingly completely incapable of figuring it out, you have my sympathies.

What kind of ice cream??

Hell yea, the porcelain rodeo is the part I look forward to

Look at the bright side — you probably won’t have to worry about weight gain. It’s just going to exit the other end in a hurry.

Hmm if you drink vinegar will it turn into cheese? Cheese is easier to digest than milk.

maybe beware of dehydration

Vegan ice creams are pretty tasty. Signed, devil #2

I ate a half a loaf of bread in one sitting once and then discovered that eating that much bread in one go will fuck you up. Bread sweats are real. I was soaking in sweat and shivering, horrific cramps are the worst shits.

Never again.

I found out I was mildly lactose intolerant when I started pounding Whey protein shakes during a bulking cycle.

Farting like a draught horse.

I ate two boxes of cereal in 4 days. I now have the shits, chills, nausea, heartburn, weakness and general feeling of death disease.

You're clearly a man of culture as well.

Factorio.... Any game that's design-based simulation. Those can draw you in forever

But the real answer is, whatever your friend group does, socialization adds depth and replayability to almost any game. Go with your friend group

do you take lactaid