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You cant fool me. (lemmy.ml)

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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 130 points 10 months ago

Assigned Cop At Birth

[-] Grayox@lemmy.ml 73 points 10 months ago

All Cats Are Beautiful

[-] THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Always cringe associated buero

[-] Grayox@lemmy.ml 23 points 10 months ago

Always Calling Assholes Buttholes

[-] nrezcm@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Aristocrats cancel another buttfucking

[-] dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Goddamn that’s the third time this year

[-] pingveno@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Attribute Based Access Control

It's not quite ACAB, but it is close enough that I do a double take every time I see it.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Is that Spanish?

[-] THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 5 points 10 months ago

No i am building my own language with blackjack and hookers

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Is that Spanish?

[-] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Asthmatic Cat Acrobatic Bitches

[-] Caesium@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

this is how I read it before someone told me the acronym

[-] THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 5 points 10 months ago

What is the acronym ?

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

The intended use is All Cops Are Bad.

But I never read it that way. To me it's always, Assigned Cop At Birth.

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 45 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Its intended use is "all cops are bastards"

... Which they are.

[+] venji10@feddit.de -32 points 10 months ago

No. That is just not helpful at all and insulting to those people, who help others..

[-] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

(They don't help anyone, they enforce the law. Which is just a set of rules that the powerful enforce on the masses via the threat of violence)

[-] exocrinous@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

Some cops might help others as a hobby when they're not busy, but that's not what they're paid for. Cops are paid primarily to enforce bourgeois property rights and maintain the government, which in much of the English speaking world is a monarchy and/or a colony. Cops are soldiers in a war against the people.

[-] Flumpkin@slrpnk.net -1 points 10 months ago

ACAB is just a public relations term

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Acrimoniously Calloused And Bellyfed

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 106 points 10 months ago

So that's why it's called the Fediverse

[-] Coki91@dormi.zone 58 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Nice try, class Traitor

[-] some_guy 30 points 10 months ago

The latest season of the Chameleon podcast is about undercover feds and the Whitmer kidnapping suspects. Lots of recorded audio.

Alphabet Boys is another show that investigates undercover and sting ops. Last season was about Portland 2020.

Both are excellent.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

[This is what they actually believe]

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Who is they in this context?

[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 10 months ago

[-] acetanilide@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Thought the McDs was fake. I hate this place.

[-] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

Nothing like a little McTear Gas in the morning

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

The cops want so badly to look like soldiers. It makes me wonder why they didn't just join the military.

[-] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Because the military has actual training, rules of engagement, and MPs who will fuck your shit up for noncompliance.

They don’t want to be the military. They just want to cosplay as soldiers with the cool military toys, without any of the actual responsibilities.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 10 months ago

Don't think too much about where the Iraq War veterans went.

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

I don't have to, I see them under the overpass every day.

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

Not the police.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Lul

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/02/14/acorn-florida-police-shoot-unarmed/

Not Iraq, but guess where?

[-] minibyte@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I always assumed the psyc test for police is easier to pass.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 27 points 10 months ago

Nice try, fedboi

[-] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 12 points 10 months ago

The glowies.

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I remember this one time I was at a hackerspace and there was this late 40s guy asking to know where "all da hackers at" like it was pretty obvious he drew the short stick at the field office, and we weren't fuckin buying it. Nobody there was a black hat by trade. I was there working on one of them useless machines for a friend's art show. It was weird but funny watching an FBI agent try to be a skinwalker.

[-] dan1101@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Burt Macklin, FBI.

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