I'll be fine with the powers of the wizard king of Israel, weed and dinner for two...

I'm... uhh. I think I'm screwed here.

I'm in command but my crew had BETTER stay on my good side.

Maybe I can try to convince people to put me in charge

May very well go up in flames, is how bad.

At least I’ll be fed

I feel pretty safe

It's me or the other guy

Depends on which one it is, one of them is significantly more helpful than the other.

Not too bad,

I didn't choose the chug life, the chug life choo-choo chose me!

(And it's got a picture of a train!)

....... Ohhh.......

...... Ohhhh nooooo........

(unless it doesn't have to be literal if I can get a job voicing Facebones let's fuckin gooooo)

I can't think of anything more metal than subsisting on arsenic, lead, and belladonna mixtures.

I'll survive for a little bit but I will almost certainly be the cause of my own death.

I mean... I'm a pope and a king. I think I'll be alright.

Uhhhh...

Looks like I'm drinking my way out of this. Who wants a brewski?

Well, coffee is essential. It's just more on the nose now.

Oh fuck.

I am the person who should have died at every turn, but somehow being the only one that lives to the end, I imagine.

or I die by licking a diseased corpse.

So, hard to tell if its good or bad.

Not nice

I'll be OK.

Not so bad

For fuck sakes, can we not do this on Lemmy

Guess I'm setting fire to a lot of robots ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I sell tea, as 418 is a teapot, so I'd say not so bad

Welp, time to change my diet, as if they didn't have it rough already by being lonely. Sorry little dudes

Another day on the job, comrades

I guess I'm a black rabbit now. Could be worse.

Oh I'll be "Stayin' alive," alright.

I think I'll be ok.

Time to stab Polyphemus in the eye and get outta this cave, I reckon.

This is not how I expected to get a degree in arachnology

I think it'll be okay come night time.

I have to either rob or digitally pleasure someone named Cooper

I spelt mine wrong.

It's bad.

I'm a lazy boy there's no doubt about it Might take a miracle to get me started

I gotta eat pineapples

I'm gonna have what plants crave.

Not bad at all.

Si vous dites mon nom, vous comprendrez.

Very bad. I'll I've got is a really gross bagel

Will you have a cup of tea? Ah go on, there’s plenty in the pot. Go on, have a cup of tea, so. Go on! Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on ….