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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

Don't forget to point your gun at the smoldering body in front of you, it might jump up and idk make you ingest fentanyl

big ups to the like 20 solid seconds of shouting "ON THE GROUND. ON THE GROUND. ON THE GROUND!" at a man who is currently burning to death

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[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 62 points 8 months ago

The acorn incident and now this. By the end of this year there will be footage of a police officer running screaming from the toddler he emptied his magazine at while piss and shit run down his pants

[-] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 8 months ago

I hope you're not wearing the lathe.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

the thin yellow streak...

[-] goferking0 3 points 8 months ago

How old was the kid shot at Joel Osteens church? Cause I could see them doing that there

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 50 points 8 months ago

Wouldn't the first instinct to be to help the man on fire? Bruh

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 67 points 8 months ago

Cops only know how to shoot defenseless people, eat donuts, and lie

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 36 points 8 months ago

The donut came right at me, I had no choice but to eat it and its whole family.

[-] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

how does it feel like this should be the OG version of the meme

[-] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago

It was a particularly surreal bit to an already surreal moment when you're watching a man burn to death

[-] dan42O@infosec.pub 26 points 8 months ago

In America, bullets deter fire.

[-] goferking0 8 points 8 months ago

no man suspicious because he not respecting my authority

[-] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 48 points 8 months ago

I wanna emphasize that this heroic cop shows up after the guy collapses on the floor, presumably unconscious, maybe dead. Rest easy Americans because your police are trained to shoot zombies too

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 32 points 8 months ago

My guy is playing Resident evil and shooting the bodies after he gets them with the red barrel. Juuuuust in case.

Seriously though wtf did this oinker think was gonna happen?

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 35 points 8 months ago

pointing a gun at stuff is like a security blanket

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago

This isn't a joke. This is a factual observation.

[-] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

hamas infiltrators in fireproof American military fatigues are lying in wait

[-] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

i should clarify that idk if the man with the gun was the one shouting "ON THE GROUND. ON THE GROUND. ON THE GROUND!" at the man burning to death, but idk if that makes it better or worse

[-] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

The police response is overshadowing the fact that this guy BURNED HIMSELF ALIVE to protest the ongoing genocide.

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago
[-] caesarsushi404@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

Cosplaying "protect and serve" to mask his desire to watch a civilian burn to death

[-] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

STOP RESISITING

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

He's just trying to talk the flames down with his super think-mark order by gun powers.

[-] TheOtherwise@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

Can you dm me the video, OP

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