this post was submitted on 29 Feb 2024
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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Broke: bodies and spaces

Woke: n-bodies and spacetime

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Yes I'm aware this is the solar system problem and not the n-body problem.

[–] Comradesexual@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm so hot I must be from the Sun. 😎

[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your hotness would make even the sun boil cutey 😘

[–] Comradesexual@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

🥺 ❣️

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm so mercurypilled that you can call me Freddie

[–] oregoncom@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

hey that's anti-Italian discrimination!

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Where do planetoids and asteroids factor into this?

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

anyone who's ever called themselves a smol bean

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm from that rock that orbits in a sort of cashew shape in Earth's orbital path

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cruithne

Your pronouns could be thne/thner

What about dark gender, or anti-gender? Come to think of it if we're getting into gender physics, what about spooky gender at a distance?

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I'm from Earth. Don't know what you all are talking about

[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

im from the secret planet in the lagrange point behind the sun

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm from Mars, but someone put some rocks from Venus in my pockets when I was born

Or maybe it's an exoplanet with a similar composition, who knows or cares