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[–] user224 344 points 2 years ago (8 children)

A highly compatible design with no ads, unnecessary images, videos, animations, scripts that goes straight to point delivering you exactly the information you need and nothing else? Something that's easily accessible even with old feature phones allowing older people to get information easily?
Simply something that loads instantly and just works?

Who would want that?

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 138 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Found the backend dev. "CUT THIS AESTHETICS NONSENSE! GIMME THE VARIABLE CONTENTS ALREADY! WE'RE 3.54 NANOSECONDS BEHIND!"

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 67 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Frontend: "Come on, this needs at least some flair. This isn't the 90s."

Throws React at it

[–] residentmarchant@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

React ugh, everybody is using NextJs these da- ....oh, what's that? We've moved on already?

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[–] ghariksforge@lemmy.world 144 points 2 years ago (4 children)

The page at the top looks perfectly fine. It's useful, it gets the job done and it's lightweight.

[–] Pitri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (11 children)
[–] CanadaPlus 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You sound like a backend developer.

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[–] grue@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago

It's almost fine. It needs to include units for the measurements.

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[–] squaresinger@feddit.de 124 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Good, that we have specialists for both and nobody is advocating that everyone should be doing full-stack work... oh wait.

[–] Venator@kbin.social 60 points 2 years ago (2 children)

As a full stack developer I can assure you I can easily produce the result displayed in both those panels in the image 😏

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[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 60 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Full-stack development and devops: When you need an entire IT department but only want to pay for one person.

[–] lockhart@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago

"Full-stack" is just a term invented by stingy employers who try to get 2 for the price of 1

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[–] vera@lemm.ee 120 points 2 years ago (5 children)

what is wrong with this frontend? not enough ads? loads too quickly?

[–] adam_y@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

I would hire you as my lawyer.

[–] KeefChief12@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] IamSparticles@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] MentalFS@programming.dev 15 points 2 years ago

No cookie banner with the worst dark patterns of UX imaginable

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[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 107 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] cybirdman@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] some_guy 14 points 2 years ago

motherfucking website

One of my all time faves!

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[–] DharkStare@lemmy.world 66 points 2 years ago

As a backend developer who occasionally has to work on the frontend, that top image is pretty accurate although it requires bootstrap smeared all over to pretty things up a bit. After that it will have the "Good Enough" seal of approval.

[–] glorious_albus@lemmy.world 59 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)
[–] PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml 59 points 2 years ago (1 children)

God I wish weather pages were more like that first one.

[–] Knusper@feddit.de 44 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I like to use this one: https://wttr.in/

You can get info for a specific city by appending it like this: https://wttr.in/newyork

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[–] suodrazah@lemmy.world 51 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (7 children)

in Paris

in Paris

in Paris

in Paris

What is this bloat? Trash site.

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honestly you don't even need to make the text field visible. If they can't touch-type that's on them.

[–] suodrazah@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would prefer a dropdown list of all possible coordinate combinations.

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pfft just go there and feel the air yourself. Knowing the weather in advance is bloat anyway. If medieval sailors could launch ships without weather info and survive 30% of the time, you can too.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 40 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I can make HTML look alright if I have to and it's simple enough requirements.

The real hell is making it look good in an email. Oh, you used something from the last 20 years of HTML/CSS progress? Well fuck you.

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[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 31 points 2 years ago

Looks like a perfectly fine frontend to me.

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

After some time toying with CSS I have decided to fuck it and whenever I need to make a website I will just either:

  • Make a plain website with no virtually no styling.
  • Use bootstrap or some other similar shit.
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[–] muix@infosec.pub 20 points 2 years ago
[–] nxfsi@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

No bloat, no Javashit, no problem

[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (5 children)

From my experience, devs be like:

Backend, yay! Frontend, nay! ... and I the end, not even the backend works properly.

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So in the end, it doesn't even matter?

[–] CoolBeance@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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