Nice Minotaur hands/legs

A biochemist commanding a dungeon could actually be fire though, dude would have so many resources on his side to work with plus generic mutations and enhancements for monsters right?

I gave my minotaur a topology lab. laboratory? labyrinth? could go either way with that one

it could be both

There is a graphic novel called "Dungeon" in which a duck (Herbert) is working as a handyman in a dungeon (cleaning the dead adventurers, rearming the traps, feeding the gouls ...)

This is exactly the kind of characters we can find in the serie. The disillusioned manager stuck in this dungeon job.

Maybe if you didn't splice bovine DNA into yourself we'd take you more seriously

At least they didn’t get stuck with Labrador, like Canada did.

/s love y’all!

On the plus side: Dance Magic

(which, if I’m to understand correctly, is a euphemism for a giant pile of cocaine just off-camera.)