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[-] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 146 points 3 months ago

"Alright", "I agree", "Fair point", "Proceed further"

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 44 points 3 months ago

"Affirmative", "Much obliged"

[-] user224 19 points 3 months ago
[-] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 months ago
[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 17 points 3 months ago

"In the pipe, 5 by 5"

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 18 points 3 months ago

"You have my heartfelt endorsement."

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 18 points 3 months ago
[-] JoMiran@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

I've dated that girl. Not gonna lie, "uhuh" is hot as fuck.

[-] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

10-4 good buddy

[-] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I second your motion

[-] pyrflie@lemm.ee 90 points 3 months ago

"You Betcha" moaned with a Wisconsin accent so thick you could cut it like cheddar.

[-] Teon@kbin.social 33 points 3 months ago

Oh yah, sure, ya betcha! That sure feels marvy.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago

orh yeah raight dere Hon you just keep on going.

actually I'd dig it.

[-] HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social 9 points 3 months ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[-] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago

I'd dig it.

'Long as I can shout Yeehaw

[-] aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

I had that scene with the prostitutes from Fargo in my mind.

[-] Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 55 points 3 months ago

卄乇ㄥㄥ ㄚ乇卂卄 丂ㄒ乇卩 乃尺ㄖㄒ卄乇尺

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago

I'm a big fan of "YIPPEE!!!!"

[-] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 9 points 3 months ago

But only if you do it like the geologists in settlers 2 when they find something in the ground.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I was actually thinking of Mario, but I think they're pretty similar...

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[-] MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago

I'm pretty sure this is a Demetri Martin joke.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 3 months ago

There was a porn video of a popular French girl saying "Oui" over and over again.

It sounded so funny that I couldn't nut. Then I did.

[-] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

You persevered against all odds. Bravo.

[-] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 months ago

I read this as 'perversed' at first

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Both work tbh 🤷

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 months ago

In Japanese they don't say yes, they say good. The word for good is ii (sounds like eee). There's not a different consonant or vowel to break up saying "good" over and over, so you just hear iiiiiiiiiiiiii.

[-] onion@feddit.de 4 points 3 months ago

They could do a glottal stop here and there

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[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

Yep, yep-yep-yep-yep-yep-yep-yep-yep, uh-huh, uh-huh!

[-] Visstix@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

Isn't that what happens in the last few episodes of better call saul?

[-] SerotoninSwells@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Worked for Lucy in Fallout 🤷

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[-] RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

How about "Yippee"?

[-] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Or yeppers.

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 11 points 3 months ago
[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 points 3 months ago

...I think this falls in the same category as "Good girl"

[-] SexualPolytope 11 points 3 months ago
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[-] some_guy 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This was unreasonably funny for how low effort. Awesome.

Oh, and now I thought of the "yip yips"

[-] mrbaby@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 8 points 3 months ago

Yep, correct, it follows, your argument is sound, your…

QED.

[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Pro pain and pro pain accessories

[-] Bassman27@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I have arrived

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 3 months ago

I like to make the same sounds that turtles make when fucking.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago
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[-] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 3 months ago

I laugh, some of those faces people pull are fucking hilarious.

[-] Kor@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Only people that are fine with substituting mayonnaise with miracle whip in a potato salad. Ya gotta experiment if the need arises, ya know.

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