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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by 65gmexl3@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] b000rg@midwest.social 59 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Okay, why is nobody else asking why this is an image of a monitor?

[–] Toes@ani.social 56 points 10 months ago
[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 42 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Download the meme

Screenshot the meme

Take a photo of the meme through the monitor

Simply describe the meme in plain text

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 7 points 10 months ago

Use a description of the meme to regenerate it using AI

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

Ok, why nobody asks why this^ meme is just a text?

[–] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

This... Took me a second.. In my defense, I'm at a bock fest.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Is the use of :-) a clear indication of being over 40 years old?

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I won't lie to you like the other commenter. You deserve to know the truth. Yes. Doesn't mean you aren't based, though <3

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

The duality of man

[–] Tixanou@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

No, instead, it is a clear indication of being based

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It’s a clear indication that your system can’t do unicode

[–] sus@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

or that I don't want to (google what it is and then) press some weird keybind and spend minutes scrolling through the list of emojis when good ol' emoticons do the trick

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago

scrolling through the list of emojis when good ol’ emoticons do the trick

That’s why they usually have a search integrated or even quick access for the ones used lately. Lemmy’s emoji picker will give you 🥶 if you search for “cold”, “frozen”, “freezing” or “frost”, though not for “ice”.

[–] fushuan@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] Toes@ani.social 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

〜⁠(⁠꒪⁠꒳⁠꒪⁠)⁠〜

[–] 65gmexl3@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago
[–] Yokozuna@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

(☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago

Is [|(-,) the smiley for having a stroke?

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I like cereal too.

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago
[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What do you call the face in the third panel? I was trying to find a copypasta for it the other day and didn't know what to search for.

[–] KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)