vegans: animals have wants and needs

carnists: but what if APPLES had wants and needs? that's why I am going to throw these live chicks into a grinder

It sure is wild how all those apple orchards popped into existence because animals pooped the seeds in nice neat rows over vast acreage. So much so, that we have a near perpetual abundance of apples

Consider: eating an Apple doesn't benefit the tree 🤔 ergo I am going to terrorise and eat a pig.

Checkmate canines lions protein crop deaths no take backsies.

So, it's basically the "WHAt abOUt PLAntS tho???" fallacy taken to the most deeply unserious extreme possible? Go figure.

We have violated the NAP with the apple tree and stolen its fruit.

Consider: the lobster

Consider: I find the seeds tasty so I om nom them like God intended and I'm returning to tradition by exclusively shitting in the woods

Seems like there's more apple trees now than there would be if we didn't cultivate them, cause otherwise we wouldn't bother. We are an entire species thar got domesticated by fucking wheat. If you're gonna go all Darwin on what the plant would prefer, I can say for sure, edible plants have us by the balls. I'd the absolute unquestionable apex animal spends most of the resources not spent on killing each other on propagating your species, I think we can see who the dom is when looking at things from an outside perspective.

Vegans don't plant the seeds of every plant they eat.

Therefore it's ok to kill animals.

All right everyone wrap it up.

The plant does not want anything, it does not have a nervous system. Evolution does not want anything either, it is name given to a self-evident tendency of things that are good at making more of itself making more of itself(I know it's a bit more complicated but the point is, it can't want anything).

People will see an actual animal that has thoughts and feelings and a tree that does not and will equate them, absolute insanity.

Accidentally chewing apple seeds release hydrogen cyanide, a fast-acting toxic chemical. They don't us munching on that part.

this violates the NAP

I save up all my seeds to plant in the front yards of rich people

Literally the "Hurr durr plants have feelings! Epic troll!" fallacy.

For someone that hates animals and wants to see them suffer so badly, carnists tend to be quite the sheep.

I'm johnny apple-seed, and I say apples have feelings too! 🤣