Is this your way of bragging to us that you had sex?
It's my way of apologizing to you that I had sex 
Look out! We got a sex haver here!
Dammit Four! You’re out of control! The mayor is up my ass. One more scandal and I’ll have yours.
I'm too old for this shit.
The mayor is up my ass.
Hands in the air, creep!
New rule: please don't announce to us when you've just had ~~beanis~~ sex
And let violations go unreported?
dw im sure we can forgive you
...dunno about the volcel piggies though, ah here they come now
Reminds me of the spec script I wrote for a hard-boiled police procedural called Cockenballs
Named after the main character, Detective Harry Q. Cockenballs
Finally a good cop
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