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What heart makes a bip noise. It’s lub dub unless there’s a murmur.
Mine goes wub wub wub. Then the beat drops
lub dub
We need jungle, I'm afraid.
I'm wondering how many years it'll take for this sample to be up there with all the other classic samples of jungle and dnb
It's a two beat, ba-bum. Which is Morse code for the letter A. Which means your heart is constantly screaming.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Princess Diana's driver's heart: "Floor it, coward."
Your heart starts doing morse code 💀
I moved to Hessen because my heart told me to do it in morse code
Mein Beileid :(
My heart keeps saying no more cheese it's clearly an idiot
That's not your heart that's your veins. The heart says more cheese grommit.
"Hmm... It's either saying 'kill your family' or 'bill loves emily.' I can't really tell."
You don't want to mix those up. You could really hurt Emily's feelings.
Hard to tell when it's muffled by the ribcage
Listen to your heart. No.
Heart, feelings, gut.. silly sounding synonyms.
this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2024
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