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The things she was saying made it obvious she was flirting.... and me thinking someone come get me the hell out of this situation.

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago

When I worked at the Boys and Girls Club, a lot of the single parents hit on me

Of course I was tempted

But the idea of one of the kids I work with seeing me walking out of their parents' bedroom shook me to the core

[-] FearsomeJoeandmac@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Yeah kind of exactly my feeling... but it would be even worse because this was a good friend of mine.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

A younger, shittier me thought it would be the dream to be a children's musician just to get at the single moms and dads.

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago
[-] FearsomeJoeandmac@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

This dudes trying to get people to just let the hormones take over

[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

just do it on the top of a slide then they'll just see you sliding out of there and be like "cool"

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm not even close to 40 and 20 year olds already look like children to me

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

I'm close enough to 40 that I don't want to specify - 20 year olds look like children to me too. Late teens/highschoolers are a trip, they look like fetuses. But it feels like it was just a couple years ago that I was that age... Time is a fuck.

[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Saw a tiktok of what I thought was a 20-year-old girl but she was 37. Now I forgot what age is and ask their age in chromosomes.

[-] FearsomeJoeandmac@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

I feel like it's just kind of bad juju to have sex with a friends mom. Even with her being single.

I went with her to go get my friends some cigarettes and she kept me in that car way too long talking and rubbing her legs...

Not that she wasn't attractive to me, but as I said I'm not going to fuck my friends mom, attractive or otherwise

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

Yeah, thats bad and she should know better, that would be pretty devastating for her son. Also 42 is too old to be doing that with a 20 year old.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago
[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago
[-] FearsomeJoeandmac@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

I didn't make a move. I'm not that kind of guy thank God.

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

They not like us

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Someone call in the volcel fbi stat

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

shinji-froggy-chair Lord, do I let the hormones take over and destroy our long lasting friendship?

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

doin-your-mom "I didn't wanna tell ya, but I had to write this song..."

[-] Titou@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

"She wanted to fuck me, but i said im not your homie"

[-] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago
[-] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Are you sure you didn't run into Hillary's good friend ghislane

[-] FearsomeJoeandmac@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

This lady has blonde hair.

this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2024
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