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[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 171 points 3 months ago

Isn't this just that "boofing" that United States Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh is rather fond of? What's the problem?

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago

I'm pretty sure this was consensual.

[-] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

My client is not gay. My client is a straight man.

[-] nuggsy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Does he have relationships with men and sex with women?

[-] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 131 points 3 months ago

Not here to kink shame but they should get themselves a personal funnel and margarita mix so they can do this at home.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 116 points 3 months ago

I suspect that doing this at the restaurant is probably what their real kink is lol

[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 months ago

Dinner with a show, what's not to love!?

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 101 points 3 months ago

Can't even keister a margarita in public anymore, what's the world come to?

[-] jayk@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago

because of WOKE

[-] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

"I PAID FOR THE SHIT, LEAVE ME ALONE!"

[-] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 61 points 3 months ago

Ffs, have the tiniest goddamn sliver of class people.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 134 points 3 months ago

Right? The butt funnel goes to the right of the plate

[-] weew@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago

Did they just use the salad butt funnel for the main course?

[-] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 58 points 3 months ago

What's all the fuss about? Who hasn't butt-chugged a pitcher of margaritas at a Mexican restaurant?

Nobody else? Just me and the lady in the article?

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Casa Bonita special: just $9.99 all you can butt chug!

[-] lefixxx@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

The episode writes itself

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I put the one in my town out of business with that deal.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 40 points 3 months ago

Show me the policy that states all drinks must be taken orally!

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 3 months ago

Sometimes those Margarita taste like shit.

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I guess it's a good thing she didn't have to taste it, then.

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 months ago

Butt chugging doesn't require taste buds. Chugging of the butt does require them.

[-] HeavyRaptor@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago
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[-] can@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago

The funnel gets 86'd

What does this mean?

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

86 is shorthand for "removed from the menu" or similar.

[-] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

I've always heard and used it in the context of removing a person from somewhere.

I.e. kicking someone out of a bar

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 months ago

I've also heard it used almost exclusively in terms of "getting rid of someone/something from where it currently is", most commonly "86 that thought/idea" in place of "forget that" or similar

Turns out it originally is from food menus

[-] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I always heard it as "8 miles out, 6 feet under" I.e murdered and body dumped ages away.

Im actually really surprised no one else mentioned that one

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[-] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 18 points 3 months ago

Reminds me of that flash game where you put a gerbil up JLO's butt

[-] Gimpydude@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 3 months ago

I want to know more about this, but at the same time I really don't.

[-] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I braved the google search, found what looks like a flash game thats broken/unsupported on my phone.

http://www.jabtv.com/bigassgame.php

[-] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I was never able to find it myself. While writing I just guessed it was a gerbil or something. Glad to know you kinda found it and that this game was not just some fever dream.

[edit]

By the way, Internet Archive adds some sort of translation layer for flash animations so it can be opened in modern browsers including on your phone:

https://web.archive.org/web/20050127013251/http://www.jabtv.com/bigassgame.php

[-] elxeno@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago
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[-] caboose2006@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 months ago

Keep it in the bedroom kids!

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

Do... Do you think she got a brain freeze?

[-] RandomGuy79@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Of course it's in fucking waycross

[-] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 10 points 3 months ago

Close to Florida, but still not IN Florida. Which is what I was expecting.

[-] c0smokram3r@midwest.social 9 points 3 months ago

Shouldn’t it be “up her butt” now down? 🍋‍🟩

[-] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Gotta gravity feed with liquids in an open system like a funnel. An enema bag is a system you can apply pressure to regardless of gravity, so up or down with it. And then there's solid things, which get taken in also regardless of gravity and are why you need a flared base; anything without one is just a suppository.

[-] c0smokram3r@midwest.social 9 points 3 months ago

Wow, tysm! TIL! 🍑

[-] signor@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago
[-] waz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Frozen, or in-the-rumps?

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

how would she boof rocks

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 3 months ago

Obviously it has to be frozen.

[-] sunzu@kbin.run 7 points 3 months ago

I really don't see an issue here tbh in the grand scheme of things.

At least they ate living their best lives it seems... I can't hate it.

[-] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

Word. Everyone here is jelly that they don't have an SO that can plug a margarita into their butt.

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[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago
[-] Freefall@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

That's one way to paint an Atlas

[-] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago
[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Perhaps one of them was doing a handstand at the time?

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