1204
The Ol' Jump 'n Tap (lemmy.world)
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 139 points 4 months ago

If you're tall you do this without jumping to assert dominance

[-] natecox@programming.dev 60 points 4 months ago

This guy talls.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

I just hit my head into street signs.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] fuzzyspudkiss@midwest.social 24 points 4 months ago

I hit my head on basement staircase ceilings to asset dominance.

load more comments (3 replies)
[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 109 points 4 months ago

"teenage"

How do you do, fellow kids?

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 41 points 4 months ago

Did this at work last month, I am 35.

[-] Huckledebuck@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 months ago

Tried it at with last year at 42 and realized i needed to do a bunch of stretching first.

[-] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago

I talked to my doctor about it before attempting it.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

You gotta keep that youthful exuberance going, man. Keep killing it out there.

[-] modus@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

I broke my hip doing this on the way to Bingo last week.

[-] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 months ago

I'm so glad today's youth is still playing Bingo

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Now that I'm in my thirties I no longer have to (can) jump

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 7 points 4 months ago

I'd still do it if I wasn't afraid of my knees exploding on impact, plus the only run up I'm getting is the pain running up my back when I move.

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

My right knee is still killing me from it raining last week.

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 98 points 4 months ago
[-] natecox@programming.dev 65 points 4 months ago

Nearing 40 and still like to jump up to tap something which is high. Never gets old.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

Y'all still jump at this age??

[-] llamatron@lemmy.world 39 points 4 months ago

49 here and still do it. I also walk along walls if one happens to run along side a path I'm on.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] liam070@sopuli.xyz 17 points 4 months ago

We try. And fall. And realize how ridiculous that looked. Then try again next time...

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (3 replies)
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago

Way past 40 and I still enjoy doing this ..... but my body doesn't.

You get to a point in your life where you start feeling like your mind is trapped inside aging infrastructure and there's nothing you can about it.

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 87 points 4 months ago

I'm so fucking tires of these stereotypes based on nothing at all. I'm 40 years old and haven't stopped jumping to touch that shit.

[-] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 months ago
[-] sandbox@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

oh, you naughty tire, just leaning up against that tower… unzips

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (20 replies)
[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 66 points 4 months ago

Boys grow about a foot taller between 10 and 16, and most people's arm span is about the same as their height, so the overall increased reach is significant. I was taller than average after a huge growth spurt, and I remember realizing how many things I could jump up to touch that weren't in the realm of possibility before that. You better believe I was jumping up and touching stuff.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

According to my big brother, peeing over walls and off high places is another, if they can get away with it. (Like castle ruins etc.) Could it be similar in that you're now tall enough you don't just end up peeing on the floor at your feet?

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Peeing other than in a toilet was only ever a matter of necessity for me, so I can't give credence to that.

[-] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

Dude what? Peeing outside is the best. It's my sole motivation for moving out of the city and into the country.

[-] Machinist@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

One of the greatest pleasures in my life is pissing off the back porch when it's cold, looking up at the Milky Way, and listening to the coyotes pack up.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 49 points 4 months ago

It's not just teenagers who like it.

It's just that adults tend to refrain from actually doing it.

[-] bitwolf@lemmy.one 8 points 4 months ago

Came to say this. The urge doesn't go away. We just are more selective about picking the best time and place.

[-] StarshotJohn@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

There's an emergency fire doorframe I pass a few times a day that is perfect height for me to 360 dunk on. On the rare occasion that nobody else is in that hallway, you know I'm tappin the fuck outta it

load more comments (7 replies)
[-] audiomodder@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 4 months ago

I have several friends who are trans men who have reported to me that the urge started after they started testosterone. It always makes me smile :)

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] theedqueen@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

Is this like always having to clack tongs a couple of times every time you pick them up?

load more comments (3 replies)
[-] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 24 points 4 months ago

There was a metal street sign by my high school that was bent from so many people doing this.

[-] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 months ago

LOL, perhaps the city should have invested in reinforcements

[-] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 months ago

Honestly it may have made it worse given how boys are as teenagers. I feel like someone would have stolen dad's angle grinder 😅

load more comments (3 replies)
[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 21 points 4 months ago

the only thing stopping grown men from doing it is our knees not handling jumps the way they used to :(

load more comments (3 replies)
[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago

im a fan of the head bump, where you jerk your head back at the same time you slap it and people think you hit your head. so funny

[-] ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 months ago

The behavior doesn't stop but it does start with the crazy growth spurt in height that is pretty unique to teenage boys (AMAB). Suddenly things that were way out of reach become reachable, like in the course of 6 months.

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

AMAB

All moms are beautiful?

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

I've taught math at every grade level (elementary, middle school, high school, college) and can confirm this is indeed a universal truth.

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

As a short guy, this was not something I got to take part in a lot of the time and now that my ankle is fucked I'm not even going to chance jumping or running anymore.

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 10 points 4 months ago

As a tall guy, I rarely had to jump which isn't any fun.

load more comments (7 replies)
[-] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

The pull cord to the attic hatch in the hallway ceiling. Who else is with me? When I could reach that without jumping, I knew that day that I was a man (I was twelve).

I took so much of the popcorn off the ceiling my mom got upset.

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 8 points 4 months ago

Kinda surprised by all the joint pain ITT, especially knees. Age alone doesn’t do this.

Knees are remarkably hard-wearing joints, capable of continued high mileage well into old age. I hope y’all are using those knees so you can keep using them for many years to come!

[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 9 points 4 months ago

Kinda surprised by all the joint pain ITT

Obesity is a hell of a drug.

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago

Also sitting for 8 hours a day and not leaving your home except to grocery shop

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] EnderWiggin@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I've had auto immune arthritis for 30 years and my knees are still apparently better than 90% of this thread. It's wild to see.

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (3 replies)
[-] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I've always considered more of a "can I jump high enough to reach that? I bet I can reach that." The tapping just adds to the satisfaction of a success.

load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2024
1204 points (98.4% liked)

Microblog Memes

6021 readers
3468 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS